A KHV short long story: A Christmas Murder (Part 3)

And finally got to finish part 3 :3
Before you start the story, dudes and dudettes, don't get angry or offended by this lol. It's just a story.
Enjoy :3

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Kitty: Well that’s just great!

Raito: What kind of emergency alarm locks us in!?

Rosey: It’s SUPPOSED to lock us in, not make it easier to get out! It’s supposed to prevent others from entering the mansion. It covers the doors with metal walls and adds several layers to the windows…making them indestructible.

Sora 13: Well how was I supposed to know?!

Soush: Uhm..Well there’s this sign over the case that says “WARNING! This emergency alarm locks you in the mansion. Supposedly keeping others from entering it. Bars all doors with metal walls and adds several layers to the windows. Keep out of reach of children”

Vivi:…******bag..

Spike: Shiver me timbers! Ye be scurvy dogs!

Cocohints: So ok let’s see review here, Rufus is dead, the mansion is totally locked down with no way out, and a lunatic insane psychotic madman killer is stuck in the mansion with us…

Muffin: Causing panic much?

Cocohints: That's it man, game over man, game over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?!

Goimez: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh?! Why don't we try that?!

Muffin slapped Cocohints then said

Muffin: Get a hold of yourself woman!..lol, I’ve always wanted to do that.

Mish: Rosey, isn’t there a way to shut down the lockdown?

Rosey: Well...From what I know we can either wait for 12 hours until morning and the lockdown will automatically shut itself down …or..

Mish: Or…?

Rosey: Or we press the button that totally shuts down the lockdown.

TCO: Awesome! Where’s the button?!

Rosey: Uhm…Well…She pointed to the front door. It’s next to front door but..--

Foxxie: Ok so let’s all head to the front door!

Rosey: W-wait I’m not done!

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Foxxie: Let’s see…Ah there it is! Uhm…

Next to the front door was a high tech lock system keypad.

Kitty: Great Scot! What the hell is this!?

Rosey: Uhm..Well shutting it down isn’t as simple as one might think. There’s a code.

Laurence_Fox: So what’s the damn code?!

Rosey: I don’t know…

Laurence_Fox: ..what?

Rosey: I DON’T KNOW! JEEZ! IT’S NOT LIKE I MADE THIS GOD FORSAKEN MANSION!

TCO: Don’t you atleast have a small idea on what the code is?

Rosey: Look, all I know is that the code is a 6-number code, and the code is supposedly written on the other side of this front door.

TCO: Well that’s simple enough! Why don’t we just check what it is?

Rosey: Uh-huh uh-huh…Remember we’re stuck in here! We can’t go outside!

TCO: …right.

Madiyasha: Well then didn’t anyone notice the code while entering the mansion??

Everyone:….

Madi: Well?!

La Sofa: Oh wait!

Madi: Yeah??

La Sofa: I remember seeing 6 numbers!...And that’s it.

Laurence_Fox:…What the hell! Did you graduate from the university of the Blindly Obvious or something?

Tootsie: Uhm, well now that I think about it I remember seeing 6 at the end of the code.

Sora 13: That’s helpful I guess. What don’t we just randomly try inputting random codes and hope that it’ll work?

Repliku: Uhm…You want to try randomly try it out? Look we only know 1 number of the code, and it’s the last. If it would be the 1st number of the code it would be different. So the number of possible codes is about..uhm let’s see…1 million. So if you want to randomly try then by all means do, it would take less time if we wait till morning.

TCO: You have to agree though; this defense system is pretty impressive.

Xaldin: This is impressive? We have a much better defense system in Bermuda. Do you guys live in caves or something?

Cocohints: That’s it we’re dead.

Madi: Would you stop with the “we’re dead” thing!

DubaiMario: /-\|\|Y0|\|/-\ W/-\|\|T 2 P|_/-\Y T3]\/[ F0RtR35 2 WIT]\/[3??!!1?!1?!11!11!!1 0]\/[G

Mish: What the **** did he just say??

Repliku: Wow, this is seriously rare. He’s speaking the long lost language of noobs. I’d never thought I’d see it in my life! Hmm, and this is the extreme noobish part…A.k.a ****** mode. Mostly spoken in the eastern parts of Noobopolis, or as the experts like to call it, “Swordser-ville”.

Mish: Any chance translating what he just said?

Repliku: Sorry I just researched it, don’t actually speak it.

Spike: Arrrrr, Avast! A lass outside the window!

Mish: Look its Sara! She could tell us the code!

Mish moved closer to the window, then waved at Sara. Sara waved back.

Mish: SARA! CAN YOU HEAR US?! LOOK WE NEED YOU TO CHECK OUT THE CODE THAT’S WRITTEN ON THE FRONT DOOR FROM YOUR SIDE!

Sara: WHAT?!

Mish: CHECK THE CODE WRITTEN ON THE FRONT DOOR!

Sara: Uhm…HUH? I CAN’T HEAR YOU! AND I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A CODE WRITTEN ON THE FRONT DOOR FROM MY SIDE!

Mish: Damnit..She can’t hear us. Ah well.

Madi: I’m pretty sure she’s doing that on purpose…

Darkandroid: Hahahaha!!

Tootsie: What the hell Darkandroid??

Darkandroid: Oh god..I’m so sorry but Lisbeth just told me the best joke ever!

Tootsie:…uh-huh….Would you like to share?

Darkandoid: Uhm…naaaah, you wouldn’t like it.

Tootsie: …I swear I don't know what I'd do if that duck was real...

DPWolf: Focus guys! Look we need to find a way out of here!

Rosey: Wait! What about the chimney?

DPWolf: Rawr! Good point! Didn’t TCO climb…err, drop down the chimney? We can just climb up!

TCO: Uhm..I w-wouldn’t do that..

Rosey: Why?

TCO: Well…I kinda planted mines up there….

Rosey: W-why did you do that?!

TCO: So ‘he’ wouldn’t be able to enter the mansion!!!

Jordie: …I’m confused…Who’s ‘he’?

TCO: You know! That fat guy in the red suit!

Jordie:..The mail man?

TCO: No! Santa! That psycho…

Mish:….You’re scared of Santa? Wow….

TCO: Dude! Just imagine! He enters a house and then ‘leaves’ without doing anything?? Who knows what he could do!

Vivi: Man you guys are giving me a huge migraine…

Catch the Rain: Awww Snookums! Let me squish you against my chest and make it all better you stupidly cute thing you!

Vivi: *cough* As much as I’d like that…Stop calling me stupidly cute! GO AWAY!

Catch the Rain: Why you little…You’ll look back at the day you rejected a hug from me!!!

Rosey: Well we’re screwed…Does anyone have a plan?

Kitty: Aye, I do. Look, our best bet is finding out who the killer is. So I say we scatter. Everyone do what he wants. I’ll investigate. C’mon people chop chop!

Kitty actually wanted to investigate everyone in the room without them knowing. Telling them would make them paranoid. So everyone had left the room, leaving Kitty alone. She picked up her famous Sherlock hat started her investigation.

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1 staircase and 3 hallways later, Kitty started going checking each room.
She entered the TV room, and saw Rat and Libregkd staring blankly at the TV. She turned her attention to the TV, and what she saw scarred her for life. She will never be the same person again.

TV: Oh John! It’s so sad that Drake’s cousin’s friend’s evil twin sister killed your mom!

For Libre and Rat were both watching Soap Operas.

TV: Anna…You know this means we can’t be together anymore..I’ll die soon. My mom was supposed to give me that kidney, sadly when she got stabbed the knife coincidentally hit the kidney. Goodbye forever my love…

Libre: *sniff* I just don’t understand why Anna and John can’t be together! *sniff*

Rat: He doesn’t even see that Joanna loves him!

Kitty quickly closed the door and moved out to the next room.

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The next room was a room full of mirrors, Spitfire and Sammy were both in the room looking at themselves in the mirror.

Spitfire: My gosh! I’M SO HOT! I LOVE MYSELF! I’d so rape myself if I had a clone!

Sammy: Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful of them all?

She paused for a few seconds then continued

Sammy: What do you mean Fayth?!? He’s a guy!

Kitty: Everything seems normal here…

Kitty closed the door and moved on, the next room was a guest room.

She opened the door and saw Mish sitting on the bed just minding her own buisness.

Kitty: Well wow, I have to agree that she’s pretty hot even when doing nothing.

Mish reached for an unknown object on the table close to her, and then pulled up her jeans on her left leg.

Kitty: Hmm? What’s that on her leg…Seems to be…OH MY GOD THERE’S SOMETHING HAIRY CHEWING OFF HER LEG!

The object on Mishs’ hand was a razor; she then started to shave her legs.

Kitty: My god…Her legs are hairier than a gorilla’s bottom…Ewww….

Kitty shrugged then closed the door and headed to the next room. This room was actually a bar, Kitty saw several people there. Darkandroid was the bartender. Big surprise there.

VGN: Wow Laurence_Fox, tomorrow’s your birthday.

Laurence_Fox: Bah…

Shadowjak: Birthdays suck…every single year you age is another one closer to heartbreak. all good things must come to an end. Every smile seems to vanish a second after its started. Waves, winks, "heys", all insincere. Every single thing that anyone ever does to acknowledge anyone’s existence is merely to advance them in what they believe to be a self-revolving universe. So congratulations. You lasted another year. Another year of pointlessly existing. We make up all these milestones in a life to make it seem like humans actually have an impact on the universe. Make it seem like our lives actually matter, they don’t. Nothing does. The only mark we can leave on the world is in the memories of others. Memories fade.
and so will you. Happy ****ing birthday.

VGN: Pfff, don’t listen to him Laurence! It’s your special day!

Laurence_Fox: …Why aren’t we married yet SJ!?! May I have your spawn?

Darkandroid: Lisbeth stop drinking! You remember what happened last time!...Yeah exactly! That game show host was gonna sue us! We did get to meet Oprah though which is pretty cool.

Risk: Guys! Stop drinking it’s bad!

Madi: Oh shush-up Risk! She grabbed the drink next to her and chugged it all.

Spike: Where’d all the rum go!?

RoxasNoxas: Wow I feel so free now that I’ve told everyone I’m gay

DPWolf: Hey Noxas want a drink?

RoxasNoxas: Oh my god, stop acting like a homophobe! You’re just like everybody else!

Kairi Namine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii guys!!!!! Whatcha doing?

Sora 13: Drinking…

Kairi Namine: Can I join?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soku: God you’re already annoying enough sober…

Kairi Namine: I want to join!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madi: Go away………………

Kairi Namine:….So I can join?!?!?

Sora 13: I’M TRYING TO WALLOW IN MY DRINK HERE!

Kairi Namine: What do you mean????????????

Sora 13: Would you just go away!

Kariri Namine: stop being mean to me ok!!!!!!!!

She turned around and went closer to SJ.

Kairi Namine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii SJ!!!!! Whatcha doing?????????

Vivi: Thank **** she’s gone!

HigherBeing was sitting alone in a corner, starring at Cocohints from afar, and saying to herself.

HigherBeing: Wow I never noticed how beautiful she is…I’d so like to wake up next to her in the morning…Just studying her body and—

Cocohints: You know I can hear you right?

Spdude: Hello everyone! I’m Spdude!

Tootsie:…Who’s he?

Soku: I have no idea…

Raito: I think he’s the new principal in my school..

Jordie: No he’s black…

Soush: So who the hell is this guy!?

GX: No diggity he be dis playa I hung out with last week

Roxma: No that was me…

Spdude: You guys are awesome!

Goimez: Go away we don’t trust we don’t want you here!!

Rosey: Guys be nice! Even though we don’t know him and we don’t really like him, he’s a newbie!

Kitty: Well enough of this nonsense.

Kitty closed the door and went on to the next room. The next room was a kind of torture room with several cages and devices there. CtR was the only one there.

Catch the rain: I’ll show that Vivi! I’ll show him that nobody should reject a hug from me! She grabbed a cage and one of her exploding cookies. Now I just carefully put a cookie there and set the trap. And when he touches it all he’ll be hearing is the faint sound of ‘BOOM!’ HAHA! Genius! And people call me psychotic and insane! Pfff!

Not even thinking what was wrong with CtR, she closed the door. JellyBeing then bumped into her in the hallway.

Kitty: Aaah! Please don’t eat me!!!

JellyBeing: Huh?? I’m won’t eat you! Though I am felling kinda sleepy…

JellyBeing lost her balance and fell on Kitty.

Kitty: Ack! Get off me! I’m too young and pretty to be eaten!!

JellyBeing: Zzzzzzz....

Suddenly, a scream could be heard echoing through the mansion.

Kitty: Someone’s in trouble!

She rolled JellyBeing off her and ran off to where the scream came from. Kitty found herself in front of the entrance to the mansion’s library. She straightened her hat, and took out her pipe from her pocket. As she blew in it, it turned out to be one of those bubble pipes.

Kitty: Hmm, safe and cool!

She then entered the library. There were several people there, surrounding someone.

Kitty: What’s going on here?!

Cocohints: Oh hey kitty, It’s Orange…she’s dead…

Kitty: What?! I hardly saw her today too! What happened?!

Cocohints: Well, just look…

Kitty pushed away the people blocking Orange’s corpse, and saw something horrible.

Cocohints: Someone has peeled of her skin and ate her insides!

Kitty: That’s barbaric! Granted it must’ve been pretty tasty, but it’s still horrible!

Split: Hmm, the way he peeled off her skin is all wrong. It needs more depth. It’s like the person who did this just brutally peeled her skin without any regards for the body. He should have used a creative tool, like a sharp-stick or a toothbrush. He/She didn’t even proportionally skin her too. Some parts are left untouched on her left side. The killer is basically a slump. I do like the style he chewed on her though. The person has some good concept on eating. It has left be befuddled. He just went with the flow. He’s going for that ‘I’m-an-insane-psychotic-killer-who-seriously-needs-help-that-used-to-fail-gym-class-and-I-blame-it-all-on-my-parents” look. I now have respect for the dude or dudette.

Darky: As always…Weird CnC dude…

Shadow: She’ll live on through the force…

Muffin: Think it might’ve been JellyBeing?

Kitty: Nah, I saw her earlier. She did try to eat me though, but I survived.

DPWolf: So what could’ve happened?

Laurence_Fox: Well nobody look at me, me and SJ were both at the bar.

Jade Rhade: Ah ah! “SJ and I”! Say it properly!

Kitty: Hmm..I smell a rat between us.

Rat: Yeah sorry I didn’t shower this month.

Vivi: Oh boo-hoo. She died, can we get this over with already?

Rosey: Jeez, is that all you do, complain?!

Vivi: Meh, it was either this dinner or burn more cats in my backyard.

A sudden rumbling came from behind one of the bookcases.

Jordie: What was that?!

DubaiMario then appeared from behind the bookcase, pushed some of the people aside and started running.

DubaiMario: FuK11!!! 0]\/[g wTF |_0|_

Madi: Look it’s Dubai and he’s running away! We have to catch him!

Repliku: We can’t! Our skills aren’t as strong as his noobish skills!...Wow that kind of a double negative…Uhm, he’s too fast for us! The only way to catch him is by cornering him!

Kitty: Ok then this calls for cereal business!

Kitty took out a golden whistle from her pocket and blew very hard, then shouted.

Kitty: SISTAS! UNITE!

Both the sound of the whistle and her voice echoed through the whole mansion.
Suddenly, Sammy, StupidAquarius, Mish and Lithium appeared in front of Kitty.

Sammy: Sammy ready! Codename: Big-Lipz. Special skills include being experts in medicines, hand to hand combat and singing.

StupidAquarius: StupidAquarius, ready! Codename: Schoolgirl. Special skills include demolitions, art, and extreme perviness.

Mish: Mish ready! Codename: Fisherman. Special skills include heavy weapons, strategic maneuvers, and seduction.

Lithium: Lithium ready! Codename: The Queen. Special skills: Stealth, an eye for fashion and hide & Seek.

VGN:...How does Hide & Seek even help?

Kitty: Oh it helps! Kitty ready! Codename: Pussycat. Special skills include leadership, finding what’s lost and spreading rumors. Sistas squad, we need to catch DubaiMario. MOVE OUT!

As the sistas went on hunting for Dubai, Sammy started singing.

Sammy: Go go Sista Rangers! Mighty Morphin’ Sista rangers! Stronger than before! Powered up for more! Rangers at the core! Go go Sista Rangers!

RvR: Vivi! Let’s help them!

Vivi: To serve and protect!...

RvR: ….To Help and defend!...

Vivi:…To save and defeat evil!

Vivi and RvR were back to back.

Vivi & RvR: For we are Riot Police!

They then followed the Sistas in the hunt.

Tootsie: My god that's lame...

Spike: Yarggh! Tis be a hunt then! He looked at Tootsie. You, wench! Let’s help them with the search!

Tootsie: …Call me wench again and it’ll be your last word!

Rat: Well this dinner certainly went from boring, to scary, to boring again, then to moderatly exiting.

 

HA HA. XD I'm literally LMAO about the sista's unite part. It was made of win. XD

Is everything I say related to Lizbeth. XD I'm probably the most mental one there, it wouldn't surprise me if I end up being the murderer, or even better Lizbeth.

 

i r afraid of teh santa Oh noez D:

 

Nice chapter dude, I liked the Lisbeth part and where I set a trap for Vivi.


lmao sistas fan much?​

 

OHMYGOSHIFLIPPINLOVEYOU!!!!

I was laughing throughout most of it. It's flippin' great!!!

*glomps*

Mish with hairy legs? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Use some veet woman!

SISTAH'S UNIT!

 

So ****ing genious. xD

I want chapter 4 now.

 

i detected a failure =O

 

Hey hey I fixed it! xD


And thanks a lot guys xD No comment on DA <_>'' There aren't that many chaptes left lol, 2-3 tops.

 

Hey man I need an extra coat of hair for the winter months. D:

XD

Sistahs unite.. looovit. X3

 

Oh do I sense some leaked information. =P

 

Pfff, think what you want. But it's much bigger than that my friend =P...xD

 

Nice! I'm a pirate! xD

I personally deem this story an Epic Win.

 

I WANNA BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER. and make me stalk madi since thats what i usually do besides stalking xaldy!

 

YAY!
I had like...four lines. xD

And I see you used the "rawr" I always greet you with. xDD

Again, good job. This makes me laugh, and that's good, especially since it's Friday and school sucked as usual today. 8D

 

OH LOL.

Somebody ate me and they didn't even do it RIGHT.

Seriously, if you're going to peel off my skin, do it with some class.

lolololol.

Epic win.

xDD At the Sistahs part. HOMG.

Hilariousss.
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I want you to be in it as well...


































So you can die a horrible death from toothpicks!

 

AHAHAHAHAHA xD This is amazing, anyone notice i'm like the only character to swear on like every time i speak, except when the riot police returned.

 

Agreed. I'm getting tired of this stalking me ****.​

 

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why in the world would anyone stalk xaldin o.o

Does SJ swear everytime he speaks also? xD

Omg the sistahs part was WIN XD

 

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