A Kadaj RPG ? Like OMG , no way !!!

Phisoxa : " Yeah , I did say a big boy . . . um . . . "

 

"hmph i don't have time to babysit. Im going see you later Phisoxa" Cloud said walking away

 

Phisoxa : " Hold up Cloud , something weird is going on around here , normally , halloween does not act up like this . . . "

 

"your right something is going on" Cloud said walking back

 

Phisoxa : " Look , Kadaj acts bipolar all the time , but he's now acting like a little kid , that's weird too , teenagers are being affected in a weird way . . . "

 

"please tell me that something is going on because KAdaj is freaking me out" Cloud said

 

Kadaj held up a toy key

Kadaj: this is my toy key!!! it unlocks anything!!!!!

Kadaj put the key on the tree and laughed

Kadaj: u see? the tree turned into a beutifwil butterfwy!!!YAY!!!


Kadaj jumped up and down!

 

Phisoxa : " I see that . "

Phisoxa walks over to Kadaj .

Phisoxa : " You know , your Mother might disapprove of you if you loose your manliness . "

 

Kadaj: NUH-UH MY MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME RITE MOMMY?

Jenova stood there making another noise

Jenova: . . . .keh keh kadaj. . . (oh please i cant take more of kadajs Kiddishness!!!)

OOC: only Kadaj loz yazoo and Phisoxa knows what she is saying!!!

 

"um what it say" Cloud said

 

Phisoxa : " No wonder Sephiroth would get more calls from his Mother . "

Yazoo looks out the window .

Yazoo : " OH NO !! KADAJ IS POSESSED !!!! GET A EXORCIST !!! "

He jumps out of the window .

Yazoo : " I WILL SAVE YOU KADAJ !!! "

 

Kadaj saw yazoo and started jumping

Kadaj: YAYZ!!!!!!!!!LETS PLAY EXORCISTWY!!!!!!!

Kadaj ran to yazoo!!!

Jenova: keh keh keh kehk eh keh keh keh keh kehe keh!!!!!(oh gaud plz kill me now!!!Phisoxa! you must find out how to stop this please!!!)

 

Phisoxa : " Hey Kadaj , if you don't stop , no dessert after dinner ."

 

Kadaj:what? NO PLEASE NO!!!!!

Jenova: KEH KEH KEH KEH KEH KEH KEH KEH KEH?!( DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING?!)

 

Phisoxa : " Hold on Jenova , I got a idea . "

Phisoxa grabs a bar and walks over to Kadaj .

Phisoxa : " Stand still Kadaj , this is not going to hurt . "

She whacks him over the head with the bar .

Phisoxa : " SNAP OUT OF IT !! "

 

Kadaj: OWIE!!!!!!THAT HURT BAD!!!!!IM GOING TO KIL LYOU FOR THAT PHISOXA!!!

Jenova:KEHEKEHEKEHEKEHEKEHEKEHEKEHEKEH!!!!!!!!(ITS WORKING DO IT AGIAN!!)

 

Phisoxa smacks him over the head again .

Phisoxa : " RUN FOR THE HILLS !!! EEEK !!! "

 

OCC: lolz!


Tanoa jumped out of the window finding all of them....well...not really themselves.
*sweat drop* "uhhh....nevermind..I'm not even going to ask." Tanoa said then walked to Jenova. "hiya." she says..

 

Phisoxa runs up a tree and hides .

 

Kadaj saw phisoxa and chased her back and forth while the benny hill theme playes!!!!!!!