A few jokes

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  1. AlexleHoshi Dude called Alex

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    just a few jokes I came up with, the first one firestarter and Ultima-Sora helped me with

    Guy 1: I want to eat your left eye NOW!
    Girl: Well You can't I need it to see.
    Guy 1: No you don't you big silly.
    Girl: I do, since I can't see out my right one.
    Guy 2: That sucks, did you get hurt?
    Girl: No I just had my right eye closed.

    How do you close a thread? Go for the juggler, oh wait that's how do you kill a circus (I don't think that ones really that funny)

    In a classroom a kid shouts out "Does anyone has a rubber?" and another kid shouts back "Yes I'm one" then the kid starts to rub his belly.

    Laughter the best medication but also the best killer. (not really funny, but what the heck)
     
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    I lol'ed Annie
     
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  3. Luka Deafening silence

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    lol at third
     
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  4. AlexleHoshi Dude called Alex

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    Yeah I like that one the most.
     
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  5. Luka Deafening silence

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    Yay agreement ^^
     
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  6. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Ha, Likin the laughter your brining! :D
     
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  7. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    I didn't laugh...
     
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  8. AlexleHoshi Dude called Alex

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    Oh well can't please everyone.
     
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