A day in the life

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  1. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Ioan|Man, it feels good to feel this way. says:
    *MILK ALSO COMES IN BAGS THERE
    *WHY CAN'T WE LIVE THERE?

    The Sun says:
    *BAGS

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *So not to make this conversation any more awkward today but who wants to hear about the totally awesome day I had today

    Wikus van der Merwe*says:
    *BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TREES
    *me

    Ioan|Man, it feels good to feel this way. says:
    */ie Do it, Dalk

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *Okay, so I decided to be a nerd today and bring my Magic and Yugioh decks to school
    *But I needed counters for them if I was going to do **** so I put like 200 pennies in a sock

    Ioan|Man, it feels good to feel this way. says:
    */ie Epic

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *I'm not done yet

    Ioan|Man, it feels good to feel this way. says:
    *Oh Jesus Christ

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *I knew that in my fourth class we were going to take a bunch of fourth graders down to a river to do science ****
    *So I decided to mix things up and wear a pair of denim overalls and boots
    *So I go to school and I get a bunch of funny looks but everything's otherwise normal
    *Until we get to lunch
    *And I sit down at the lunch table and pull out of my pockets a drawing, a pencil, a sharpie, a magic deck, a yugioh deck, twenty dollars and a sock filled with pennies
    *Everyone's looking at me like "wat"
    *And I'm like "HOLY **** I HAD 20 DOLLARS IN THIS POCKET"

    The Sun says:
    *Lolface

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *But then my friend comes along and I put all my **** back in my pockets
    *Like me and 8 friends leave the lunchroom and go to the courtyard
    *We tape a bedsheet to the wall and we dress up as characters from Alice in
    Wonderland
    *Let my friend take pictures of us for his project of some ****
    *So I was the Chesire Cat
    *And what we did was we painted my face with pink and purple cat features
    *You know, black nose, whiskers, etc.

    Ioan|Man, it feels good to feel this way. has left the conversation.

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *I like it enough that I decide that I'm going to keep my face like that for the rest of the day

    The Sun says:
    *Lolface

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *So I head into my pre-calculus class 30 minutes late

    Ioan|Man, it feels good to feel this way. has been added to the conversation.

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *But I have a note from another teacher so it's all right
    *Anyway, I walk into my pre-cal class and hand my ****** substitute teacher the note

    Ioan|Man, it feels good to feel this way. says:
    *Interesting message to come back to

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *It takes him a full two minutes to realize that I have my face painted like the Cheshire Cat
    *Complete
    *****ing
    *Breakdown

    Ioan|Man, it feels good to feel this way. says:
    *So this is a normal day in the life of Dalk?

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *Yes
    *I was on my way to fourth block
    *You know, the one where we go down to the river
    *To teach some 4th graders some science stuff
    *And I pass this kid I don't really like

    Ioan|Man, it feels good to feel this way. says:
    */gasp Oh God

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *He's all, "Why do you have paint on your face?"
    *I respond with
    *I don't have paint on my face.
    *What the ****, man? Is this your way of calling me ugly?

    The Sun says:
    *Lolface

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *DO YOU WANT TO START SOMETHING HERE
    *I just go off on him
    *We get into this gigantic argument in the middle of the hallway over whether or not I have paint on my face
    *It was great
    *Anyway, we're in fourth block now
    *I'm on the bus waiting to pick up the 4th graders
    *And naturally, I sit in the very front seat
    *So when the kids get on the bus, the first thing they see is a dude with a mohawk dressed in overalls and galoshes with his face painted like a pink and purple cat
    *One of the kids actually sits next to me
    *At which point I pull out the Magic Deck and I'm like "Do you play Magic?"
    *Then I do the same with the Yugioh Deck
    *Then again with the sock full of pennies
    *The answer was no to all three
    *Anyway, we go down to the river and do this science ****
    *And now we
    *re on the bus on the way home
    *As I'm getting on the bus another kid I don't neccissarily like is like
    *Why do you have your face painted like a cat?
    *To which my initial response is to scream MEOW at him and walk off

    The Sun says:
    *xD

    Wikus van der Merwe says:
    *You should have smiled like the Cheshire Cat

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *But then later I come back and apologize

    Wikus van der Merwe says:
    *Or at least pull a Rocky smilr

    The Sun says:
    *And laugh

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *And give him like eighty pennies

    Wikus van der Merwe says:
    *A Calvin laugh?

    The Sun says:
    *I read that as "give him like eighty penises"

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *Actually, I did do the Cheshire smile for like half the day
    *Anyway, that was my day

    The Sun says:
    *I can imagine you smiling like that, Dalk

    I AM BATMAN HEAR ME ROAR says:
    *Oh yeah, and then my phone went through the washing machine
    *Because I do

    The Sun says:
    *Remember when you didn't have a mohawk? Neither do I

    Wikus van der Merwe says:
    *I can also imagine Dalk smiling like Rocky
     
  2. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I wouldn't have made more Lackadaisy references if I knew you were going to post this on KH-Vids.

    Anyhow I stand by my previous statements.
     
  3. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    No wonder you don't get laid.

    *speaker of the cold hard truth*
     
  4. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Anyone who read that whole thing must be pretty damn bored.
     
  5. Misty gimme kiss

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    that's unfortunately me. :|
     
  6. jafar custom title

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    i'm not reading all that. that's fucking ridiculous.
     
  7. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Not trying to jump on the bandwagon here but why do people post their msn convos...? Honest question here.
     
  8. jafar custom title

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    Because people think the member's here care.
     
  9. Misty gimme kiss

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    they think people care?
     
  10. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    great minds...(yeah you know the rest of it)

    but lol still.
     
  11. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Because they hold a conversation that they think was extremely enjoyable and then think they should share it with us in hopes that we may share in their enjoyment or even envy them when in actuality most of us could care less.
     
  12. jafar custom title

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    3 in a row. woo
     
  13. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    Because they don't have anything interesting to say, and decide that a conversation with someone we have no clue about will probably make them look cool, so they post it in hopes that we enjoy it.
     
  14. jafar custom title

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    ffffff I was hoping it would reach 4.
     
  15. Misty gimme kiss

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    It's usually just one of those 'you had to be there' convos, like I guess it's fun to be in and seems hilarious to be in but for other people to read it it's just a bit dull.
     
  16. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    It made me laugh :c