A Catch in my Throat

Choke

Torn into Pieces​

 

****.

I lost the game. ​

 

God... I just wish we could change this section into a more non-spammic section.

 

This is a joke post yes? o_O

 

No, this is not a joke.

 

Dis is vely selious

 

Oh herro.

 

No ****, Sherlock.

Spoiler

If you thought I was joking that go commit seppuku.

 

Aren't you adorable

 

...That doesnt even make sense. No engrish please D:

And have some respect.

Dine with me :'D

 

What is for dinner? O:

 

I hear the chef makes a fine soup o:

*hands you a cocktail* :'D

 

I demand mini umbrellas in my cocktail D:<

 

You already have about fifty! O; its not my fault you throw them around 0:3

 

I have my own cocktail making set, I adore that thing <:

*makes you cocktails*


non-alcoholic ones I add >:

 

When I have cocktails I always steal the umbrellas and take them home :3

D; its okay, I can get high from the sugar 8DD

 

I do that :D

...join the club >> I am banned from some things because they make me too hyper.

 

Food with weird stuff like E14792N in or whatever? D:

I kinda am too, a friend gave me these sweets in chemistry before and I got insanely high and jumped on the tables and stuff and ended up on the floor singing.

.....yeah that story doesnt sound dodgy xD

 

I'm not allowed skittles ;~; or sunny delight, or anything with hazelnut because for some reason it sends me off on a hype ._.

When I was little I wasn't allowed the blue smarties =P

 

Lucky for you the blue guy in the lycra said its okay to have them now.