99 bottles of beer on the wall.

ok, this is where you take down one bottle of beer on the wall, pass it around, and then say the next number BEFORE A MOD CAN BUY MORE BEER AND STICK IT ON THE WALL!

like so; 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!!!!


and, eventually someone will be drunk. so if you decide to be drunk, post as if your drunk, but you must be sober by your next post.

Drunk rules~~~~

because it's online there are rules to your drunkedness.
1. no swearing
2. no raping.
3. no stupidly insane murder
4. um.....if it's funny, then post it, BUT YOU MUST TAKE A BOTTLE OF BEER LIKE THE POST SAYZ!
5. the brand of beer is my own little concoction: a mixture of Vodka, Jack Daniels, whiskey, rum, cherry rum, and african spice. enjoy!
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enough said on that, we will start with 99 bottles.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around....98 bottles of beer on the wall!!!!

 

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around....97 bottles of beer on the wall!!!!

 

How does that count as beer? Ah well, I'll drink to that.

*Drinks*

Ninety... um... Ni...

*Vomits*

That's some potent stuff...

 

97 bottles of.... mmmBEER on the wawl. *hiccup* 9se7en bottles of Molson Canadian BEEEEEEEEEER. If one of those.... botils.... *passes out*

 

96 bottles of beer on the floor... *chugs a few down*
Bleck!
I shee deaadd peooepl x_x

 

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of........................*thump*

 

Pointless. * collapses*

 

94 bottles of beer on the wall,94 bottles of beer,take one down,pass it around,93 bottles of beer on the wall

 

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, 91 bottles of beer on the WALLL!!!! (that stuff's strong!)

 

*evil grin*
91 bottles of rum on... where am I? Who are you? Who who, who who!! Who... question mark?

 

90 bottles of beer on the wall......oh no, not the mice again!!! I THOUGHT I TOLD AZURE FLAME TO KEEP THE SHROOMS OUT THIS TIME!!!!

 

89 drunken men singing poorly..89 drunken men... 1 fell down and the rest threw up... what was I saying?

 

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, 86 bottles of beer on the WALL!!!! (holy drunken munkeys batman!)

 

...who drank bottle 88?I didn't... SOMEONE STOLE BOTTLE #88!!!

 

*hiccup* Mai bad.

 

DARN *hiccup* YOU!!!!

:ranting: how could *hiccup* you drink that!

oh yeah......double post time *hiccup*

85 bottles of beer on teh wall, 85 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 84 bottles of beer on teh wall