99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

Please sing while posting.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around.
98 bottles of beer on the wall.

 

Don't tell me what to do.

 

Larry is a strong, independent black woman who don't need no man.

 

Hey! I am NOT Micheal Jackson!

 

98 bottle of bass on the wall
BZZZ
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
BWAWAWA
CHICKCHICKCHICK
BWAAAAAH
BZZWZWZWWZWZ

 

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer
Take one down, chug it all down.
96 bottles of beer on the wall

 

I don't drink alcohol.

 

Alpha-Null bottles of beer on the wall, Alpha-Null bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around,
Alpha-Null bottles of beer on the wall

 

1337 bottles of beer on the wall, 1337 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around,
1336 bottles of beer on the wall

They restocked the shelves.

 

But I prefer keeping my beers in the fridge.

 

See, that's your problem right there, I don't share my alcohol.

 

I lost all my respect to you Seifer.

 

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Break the glass, flick a match;
One crazed wildfire.

 

Like-I-care bottles of whatever on the wall, like-i-care bottles of whatever
Oops, there goes, last care I give
97 bottles of snot on the wall

 

Only YOU can prevent wildfires.

 

Subtract 98 from that and you'll get the amount of ****s I give

 

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer
Take one down pa- SCREW IT
*Chugs down all 96 bottles and passes out on the floor*
UKGSFGEHJRC:#&(P#%JIOR:WNJESDFWX

 

U INSANE BRO?
seriously though
respected for chugging 96 beer bottles