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I AM GOING TO DIE! i am shaking up and going to die.

My GF is dumping me......someone kill me!

 

I'd shoot you, but i'm not the forum sniper xD Starkiller is, ask him, he'll kill you!

Wait... you can kill people in other ways besides shooting them...

*summons Chuck Norris* prepare to DIE!!!

 

I would like to, but you would be tortured even more by not dying. Therefore, I shall not.

 

Yeah, I'm going with this idea.

 

That sucks...........

 

I agree with his logic.

 

Let him live, dieing wont help, youll just be the same in heavan

 

I feel sorry for you -______- really I do don't die just try to forget live a new life

 

lol .

 

sucks to be you.

 

Best thing too do

 

-Sexy Robot Girl Voice-
Please select mode of death;
Quick and Painless, or, Slow and Horrible

 

Slow and horrible please.

 

My girlfriend, Alexis, died 4 days ago you jackass.

 

and i'm back together with mine. thank you.

Dude, your the guy who said that you laughed at her funeral. and this wasn't four days ago, this was....a week?

 

If you really think you need a significant other to make it through life, you will never get anywhere.