14 year old Sora 15 year old Kairi

What if Sora at 14 years old saw Kairi at 15 years old.

 

He say "**** Riku, I'm staying with Kairi, he can find his own way back."

 

So true. XD

 

my sig says all.

 

silly angel.

 

Though you have to feel at least a little pity for Sora, I mean come on, he spent all his years of puberty inside a freakin pod.....I could so imagine Sora steping out of the pod, looking down and saying "Wtf?! Where did all the hair come from?!"

 

ROFL!!!! *Laughing so hard she can't breathe* But, yeah, poor Sora...but isn't it kinda weird that he didn't pay attention to the...erm...growth spurt, untill Yen Sid pointed it out? XD He was probably all "Why is everyone staring? Why's Donald giving me a look? Does everyone in this town act like this?! Why do I feel a breeze?" XD

If 14 year old Sora met 15 year old Kairi... O_o

 

if he started to go through puberty in there........boy oh boy he musta woken up after the longest wet dream ever from that pod..."NO my pants are NOT pointing at Kairi!" LOLOLOLOL

 

Lmao, I can imagine.

Sora could probably just here the song "My Humps" Running through his head

>.<

 

fondu

 

Here's the full story..........

*Sora steps out of pod, the first thing he notices is that his pants are wet*
Sora:"What the hell? Why are my pants wet?"
*Sora looks down*
Sora:"Wtf?! Where did all this hair come from?!"
*Donald and Goofy look at each other, with a face like this O.o and then start whispering to each other*
Goofy:"What is he talking about?"
Donald:"Hell if I know, I don't wear pants......"



*Later, Sora arrives at Hollow Bastion*
*Eventally, he meets Tifa*
*Sora stares at Tifa*
*Then stares down*
Sora:"What the hell is going on down there?!"
Tifa:"YOU *******!"
*Tifa b!tchslaps Sora and knocks him out*



*Finally, Sora reaches TWTNW and frees Kairi*
*Sora stares at Kairi for a while*
*Sora suddenly looks down*
Sora:"WTF?! It's happening again?!"
*Kairi looks at him, confused*
Kairi:"What's happening again?"
*Sora begins to panic*
Sora:"Nothing, it's nothing!!
Kairi:"You're hiding something from me, aren't you?"
Sora:"Not at all! I am perfectly fine!"
*Kairi shrugs*
Kairi:"Ok.............whatever............but its so good to see you again!"
*Kairi hugs Sora*
*Kairi gets poked*
Kairi:"What the hell just poked me?!"
*Kairi begins looking around, she then looks at Sora's pants*
Kairi:"OH...................MY.............GOD................"
Sora:"What's wrong? It's been bothering me all day.............I have no idea why........"
*Kairi faints*
Sora:"Ok..........................."
*Sora looks at Donald*
Sora:"What just happened?"
Donald:"Hell if I know, I don't have anything down there........"

 

Thats....werid. II don't know what Sora would be like. Like isn't the pod like a hypersleep thing? So he wouldn't get older?

Noodleboy, like what the heck? You did that idotic post to get your stupid post count up or just for just being a IDIOT! Please be a idiot on another site. Your not funny, EVERYONE hates you for post random idiotness. Your FAR worse from the word idiot. But your lucky I CARE about my account being banned or not.

EDIT: Never mind bout' the post count, thought it was in the KH section.

 

Read my edited post, I added some stuff..............:D

EDIT:Oh my god, Xaladin is in the Spam section after I posted............If he reads my post, I will die...........

















































































































LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!

*Lanc'd*


EDIT: Darn it.......................he left

*Cries*

 

Okay EWWWW!

 

Ok, sorry, if it is too bad, then I will delete my post...............So do I need to?

 

Nah it's fine, I found it very amusing :). It needs more like that, things that would actually happen in real life >_> *cough*

 

Ok. He went through puberty in the pod? He should have hit puberty at 13.

 

He was a late bloomer.............In KH 1 he had a high pitched voice then all of a sudden in KH 2 he had a deeper voice............I blame puberty.

 

Yup. God has spoken.