10 Things Losers Do On Myspace

A friend of mine on Myspace posted this bulletin:

Seriously people, stop being idiots.



One

there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker

it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!"

no, it doesnt.



TWO

To the people who have like 1,000 friends,

are you serious?

You don't know half of them.

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.



THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them.

And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.



FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.

Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;

even if you win, you're still ******ed.



FIVE

Quit crying

b/c you're not on someones top 8.

who cares?

Appearently they don't want you on there.

ITS MYSPACE.

NOT YOURSPACE.



SIX

Who really cares if

I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or message asking

"what's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up!!!



SEVEN

Little 6th graders who have MySpace

and look like ****s, and act like whores

go somewhere else because nobody

wants you here. And Parents

quit blaming myspace for your kid being

a hooker, she was a hooker before

myspace, and she'd be a hooker without it!

What does that say about your

parenting skills? Think about it!




EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true MySpace Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.



NINE

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through people's brains




TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like

repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog

tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"

QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!



This is a test to see how many people

in your friends list

actually pay attention to you.

 

omg they're al true. Especially the last one. It totally pisses me off that i get about 15 messages about chainletters.

 

lmao wow i lov this person =)

 

Yah know what else they do?
Post chain letters...

 

lol.....true, except the rape thing, i have no dog, well i have a mom....but you never threat my mom!

 

Guys, that is a chainletter.
It's true.
It's telling you to forward it!
AHHH HA!

 

My point.

(word)

 

Absolutely brilliant...this is quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen all day.

I think I'm gonna try it...

 

wow, those are all true. That's why I don't use my myspace.

 

Ah, but it isn't accompanying it with an inane threat.

Anyway, this is made of WIN and GOD.

 

It doesn't have to.
It just has to say that they want you to post it for a cause.

 

This made my laugh cause it's true. A lot of people do pester you if you decline them as a friend.

I liked no.2

"To the people who have like 1,000 friends,

are you serious?

You don't know half of them.

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic."

I think they should. :D

 

Number 4, pretty much works in forums aswell.

 

So true , it makes me shiver .:)

 

dA FREAK...gimme your myspace ID, you think exactly like me about these things, we shall be friends....or else.

 

If I had Myspace I would probably do all of them

 

The last one was the best!

A ghost will rape your dog tonight: lol :D

 

The FUNNIEST THING of ALL is that you got it on MYSPACE.
LOL.
"EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true MySpace Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins."

.... 0_0

 

Me, too. XD;

It's kinda pointless, ain't it...? ._.;

What do you DO on MySpace, anyways?! O.; Sit there and collect friends all day? Boring! >.>;

AMEN!!! XDDDDD

Someone should put that on YouTube... >.>;

 

Hahaha. Myspace...what a joke.