10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store v 3.0

#.] remind the manager that he just lost the game.
@Kannira, I did part one one time : D oh the memories...​

 

26. Attempting to sell a suicide bomber terrorist for 5 dollars.

 

It sounds alot like something I would do :]

 

#.] scream, "SINCE YOU BEEN GOOOONNNEEEE, YEAH YEAH!" ​

 

Tell the person next to you, that you have a lethal,spreadable disease and how it is spread through the air.

 

29. stuffing kannira the wolf up the owners (looks down at his behind) face

 

#.] strip.​

 

Tell other people to strip.

 

#.] Tell people not to strip. THAT will get a reaction, trust me.​

 

Tell people how drinking water is dangerous for their health.

 

33: Jump onto the counter and scream at the cashier: "HAVE YOU GOT THE POTNOODLE HORN!?"

Been there, done that, got the restraining order.

 

34: Hold blue balloons in front of the manager's pants and call him "Blueballs".

At least, that's what the last oaf that got banned from my store did. His son probably 6 or 7 years old,

35: Stand on the pool deck of the display pools and proceed to urinate into the pool.

 

#.] Yell, "Me too sexy for you!" while wearing Mello cosplay. [is planning to do that as aoon as i get finished with the vest and get some hair spray]​

 

36: Have a friend strip down to his/her underwear and cover themself in ketchup. Put a little bit of blood on the knife, then run around the store with the knife in hand, chasing your friend.