1. April

My girlfriend tried to pull the "I'm pregnant" joke on April Fools...Joke's on her because she doesn't exist.

 

4 Ever Alone!​

 

Yeah you really should have a forever alone picture in your post, try again please.

 

Same here
Jokes on him though for obvious reasons.

 

i just did the fake breakup thing to mess with all my friends

 

At least there was none of the "I think I want to get back together with my ex" thing going on. Kudos if someone knows what i'm talking about from my very un-detailed post lol

 

I'm currently in a gay relationship :]

 

Your penis doesn't count.

 

As far as April Fool's goes, this year I woke myself early and pulled knots into everyone's shoelaces.

Lolz were had when they had to get up to leave the house.

 

Check my facebook, hun.

 

That would be a man to hand relationship.- Rodney Carrington

EDIT: Not an exact quote

 

My friends did this.
I heard it was terrible.

 

I feel bad because I was trying to mess with my girl friends who like to gossip and shiz, but instead I'm getting people who I'm only kinda friends with who are being genuine and nice. And I feel soooo bad because I'm just like APRIL FOOLS. ugh hate myself lololo

 

Who wears the trousers?

 

No one. It's a lesbian coupling. Cause he's a massive pussy-cat!

 

I was awake for, like, four hours of April 1st.

lol GOOD LUCK PRANKING ME WHEN MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS TERRIBLE.