Tifa L.

lol fair enough, I suppose.

Two words: Zombie. Omelet.

One would think, but ya never know...

O.o godspeed, young one...

That thing could eat you, though...which is weird, 'cause my cooking has NEVER done that before...

*something jumps out of the kitchen* LOOK OUT! THE FOOD HAS ESCA-

O_O;
(thankies X3)

*loud bang ensures*
(;-; yer pm box is full, klepto XP)

*lots of crashing noises, squid and crab packages quickly thrown out of the way*

Okie doke. I'll let you know when the omelet's done XD

*dumps the chicken into the pot* And now...for...the omelet...wahahahaha!

*chops up the vegetables for the soup, adds the seasoning*...*turns to the chickens*...I want you all to see your inevitable fate...*whips out a can of Tyson canned chicken* >8D muahahahahaha!

*points at the styrofoam cone placed on Claurice's beak* hehehehe, don't worry, I came prepared! Now...how to deal with these chickens...I believe torture is adequate right now....muahahaha! *chickens and rooster shudder in fear* >3

*finally catches Claurice* AHA!

Don't worry, no way this could possibly- *rooster jumps out* Claurice! You get back here, now! CLAURIIIIIICE!! *chases Claurice all over the place*

Great!....now I just gotta get some fresh chickens....*goes out and brings a wheelbarrel full of chickens* XD

Okay...I could always make chicken soup in the mean time?

Thanks. *flees to PM*

I'm sorry....is there anything I can do to help?

Can I PM you a message? I need your human lie detector skills. :c

.-.; fuuck. stop being sick. i miss you.