NikkiNoNo

*runs around in circles, holding his head together and crying out in pain* ;.;

Lol, I was kidding. I woke up two hours ago :P

Lol. Ah well... jeez, you're keeping me awake. I have to go to work in 3 hours! (5 am). It's all your fault :P

*throws the catnip and horde of kitties into a burlap sack, shakes it, the throws them off the tree* I shall never succumb to such childish things!

I'm the Batman, that's how XD

*Chases after, climbs the tree, and glomps.* Riiiight... you can't hide from me. I'm too awesome :P

All I need is a rubberband, a straw, and a paperclip and I can make a plasma cannon.

Rofl, aww... I was looking forward to massacring zombies with my Macguyver skills.

*Lifts rock and pokes*

Lol *seeks*

Don't poke the corpse! Unless you want a Zombie Apocalypse, then totally poke it. Repeatedly. With a rusty shiv.

Lol, even if you could, I doubt it would make much of a diffedence. Actually, I'd welcome the company... Daddy's girl :P

Really? Aww... somewhere out there, a man died of a broken heart because the woman of his dreams decided not to be a house wife. I hope you're happy '>.>

Oooooh. Now this kinda hard to respond to. It's like walking on the knife edge between life and death... Uhm... I suppose it's nice to know there are some women out there who think like that. It says a lot, really.

Also, you should be proud of me for not making a wisecrack.

If more people did that and had a better imagination, I think I would be more susceptible to fanfics.

That sounds amazing. Ooooh, but now I want to know the girly dream :P

Lol, I see. To be honest, I'm not a big fan of fanfics. They're usually written horribly by people, and when I write them, they turn out bland and empty. Anywho... what are your dreams?

H-uh... that sounded less creepy in my head...

You must be pretty smart, then. As for me, I'm just a bum. I lounge around, play video games, never gain weight, write stories, and daydream about my aspirations. Oh, and I don't really have friends.

Lol, nothing compared to what you do. If I told you, you'd be bored to tears.

Lol, sounds pretty cool.

Aww... so what is it like being a regular girl from Southern Florida? Must be pretty boring. '>.>

Lol. Why aren't you a cowgirl? :P

That's good.

Meh, I'm southern. I'm allowed to say howdy :P

Howdy, how're you?

XD!!!!!!!!!