Garxena

I know, right? and no deodorant

like armpit hair.....

The french like frogs too!

Frogs and toads are completely different animals.

It's all real life CGI, Garxena. It's all real life CGI. Under that mask, he looks like a toad.

I know. It seems superman cannot be killed with AIDs. Lex's plan to kill superman, by surrounding him with HIV infected..... um 'decent' women, failed.

Which is exactly why the AIDs is still going around.

Which is why Clark Kent has Herpes, AIDS, and other STIs

Let me help with that. *puts you under hypnosis* Pezz is right. Pezz is right. Superman sucks! Pezz is right.

but he's got "i" in his name, and we all know that iProducts are super!

That's because he's the bestest of superheros!

I am iMan!

Username- Pezz
Name (full)- iMan, David for his secret identity.
Race- cyclops
Powers (if any)- Can see behind him
Age- 21
Gender- Male, duh
Side- Good
Background (Go into detail please! The more, the better!)- A loser of a 21 year old, David one day decided that it would be a good idea to try to feed his right eye pills. In doing so he poked his eye out and earned his super powers!
Appearance- Holds his right eye in his hands when in costume. looks the same for his secret identity except he pops his right eye back into it's socket.

Cools! What would my name be?

But what if it eats me toooooooooooooooo??? Woah..... I'm all Confusalled I can see in front of me and behind me now......

Okays! :D *Pokes right eye out* Ooowwwie! uh-oh..... UH-OH! Ah! AHHH! *runs back forth and panics* What do I do? What do I do? Do I put it back in or do I keep it out? Do I put it back in or do I keep it out? AHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried giving them pills but I nearly poked my eyes out.

What was that? I can't read you. My eyes are still ringing.

Hi ya! Hi Ya! HI YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ow! maybe I shouldn't shout so loud...

I don't have much....

He pretty much knew that she wasn't going to like that. He just decided to show her he isn't as dumb as he acts. It was all for his amusement.