Catch the Rain

Nah, you're not ;_;
For example, you're really funny :3

Did you see their facial expressions? They showed up, didn't say anything, and you expect me to think they just want to be friends? You're lucky I didn't use the picture of a forest burning that I wanted to use.

It was either that or get eaten. You would have done the same.

Well, at least an artistic family :3
My granny's a painter, Mum works in 3-d and music, my aunt is an author, my dad's a tattooist and my brother can do wicked portraits and fantasy drawings.

Stop trying to blame me, you're the one who invaded with your forest of evil trees. I had my back up against the wall. t.t

Your fault for having such high expectations. I was just trying to help him regain his sharkyness.

:3 My mum is awesome.

So is my aunt.
http://innenwelten.de/index2.htm

no dey scry and meen ;-;

I'm disappointed. Sharks shouldn't be shy. ._.

Hopefully it will get better soon lol >_>

:D It's my mum's :D

but dey scaaaaaaary

Damn, I'm not on my game today. D:

Moral Maze


Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally ******ed, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.



Which of these candidates would be your choice?



Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.



















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolf Hitler



If you said yes to the abortion question...

...you just killed Beethoven.

More things to ponder...



What is the speed of dark?

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

When your pet birds sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Technical Support Request Form

Due to a change in the company's operating procedures, all technical support requests

will need to be initiated by first filling in the form below. When completed, place into the

INFORMATION MANAGEMENT INBOX (also known as the wastebasket).

COMPUTER PROBLEM SELF-REPORT FORM

1. Describe your problem: __________________________________________

2. Now, describe your problem accurately: __________________________

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________

4. Problem Severity:
A. Minor ___ B. Minor ___ C. Minor ___ D. Trivial ___

5. Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up ___ B. Frozen ___ C. Hung ___ D. Shot ___

6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes ___ No ___

7. Is it turned on? Yes ___ No ___

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes ___ No ___

9. Have you made it worse? Yes ___

10. Have you read the manual? Yes ___ No ___

11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes ___ No ___

12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No ___

13. Do you think you understood it? Yes ___ No ___

14. If 'Yes', then why can't you fix the problem yourself? __________

15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? ____________________

16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? ___________________________________________________

17. If 'nothing', explain why you were logged in: ___________________

18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes ___ No ___

19. How does this problem make you feel? ___________________________

20. Tell me about your childhood: ___________________________________

21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem?
Yes ___ No ___

22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes ___

THINGS THAT REALLY ANNOY YOU!

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No dear,
I paid £4.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?


***When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?***

All these gems and more are to be found here: http://prismaticpleasure.net/start.htm
And then click on Think Tank.



TWENTY THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW



1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.


2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.


3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian; any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.


6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.


7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.


8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.


9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.


10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.


11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.


12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.


13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.


14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.


15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.


16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.


17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.


18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.


19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.



20. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

scary forest is scary ;-;

xDD I'm sure your tongue will be better soon O: