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Yay, I can be corny! Even though you are the one and only corn thing :3

Aww, you're too kind Chris :3 Then maybe just crush yourself up against a window or find a way to sit uncomfortably in the space you have ^^ I'm running out of ideas, how about taking a crossoword- they can be fun O.o or... a WORDSEARCH!! Wooo! Party! So the screen fails, but does it play music? You could huddle up into a ball and read, also an uncomfortable position ::L:

Yay, English accents ^^ I like that song, it's nice and her nails! GASP! They're so lovely, I wish I had the time and skill to paint my nails like that.

Fair enough, I see what you mean actually. For me it's the loading times, they can take forever. Although some programs I can only watch online so it doesn't help. Nudity should be comfined to pr0n though xD

Wow you ****ing LIAR THERE WERE NO STRIPPERS....

You lied to me. ;-;

Alright, shortening, I could just reply is a series of VM's to increase your numbers ^^ And thank you, I like to look fabulous. I'll have to get you some glow in the dark Pyjamas then in return.

Screw the people sitting next to you, just spread your legs out >:3 Why not buy a music player? Just the simplest ones aren't that expensive, it doesn't even have to be an apple iPod. Or, you could take a book that is really exciting so you can't fall asleep (reading tends to make me sleepy).

Ahh yes, what a fitting test! And wow, she is pretty and she does have a lovely voice, I can see where you are coming from. It's bizarre that I've never even heard of Marina and the Diamonds since she's english but I like them. You like the English accent? ^^ Calvin Harris is your man crush? :3 Woo! He is rather smexy.

Too lazy to watch them online? xD That's the spirit, I didn't think ti required effort :3 The male nudity was interesting, I was shocked at first but then my friends said that it was normal for The Inbetweeners so I was fine with it, I suppose I did enjoy it to an extent, well I prefer it to female nudity that's for sure.

I think I shortened it.... I have no idea.

Thank you very much for letting me know. :3 And for taking the time to run such a great thread! :=D:

Oh yes, the corn FTW! <3 I thought you'd like it to go with your wardrobe full of dresses to make you look pwetty ::L:

Oh wow, how long is the ride home? I would take some music or something and then just bob along to it to keep yourself awake, oh and you can sit in uncomfortable positions as you're much more unlikely to fall asleep then.

Ahh yes, as long as the man has humour then it's fine, it'll be a good test to see if he's man enough for me >:{D Care to share any celeb crushes you've had? :lolface: They're always fun.

Oh yes, he's really nice though ^^ He's one of those kinder celebs that actually care about their fans, and hopefully that won't change. Damn you saw right through my stalker disguise, and here I thought I was hiding it well c:

I'm assuming you don't get the Inbetweeners in Norway, there might be some episodes on youtube- you never know. And sadly, the only nudity I remember was that of the guys xD It was a shock as that doesn't usually happen, it's usually the other way around. Ahh yes, Rowan Atkinson a.k.a Zazu ^^ Yes, then I suppose there's Hugh Grant but I think those are the only important ones to remember.

It's funny how these VM's have become so long when they were so short before xD

That depends. Do you have a trust fund?

Oooooh, Chris- I just say this and thought of you, it's also a girls t-shirt if that helps :3
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I read it. :B

Do you like go through people's PM's?

*cries*

That's fine xD You should go sleeeeeeeep >:3 You need that beauty sleep, no wonder you're so tired.

Yeah, that's the problem with school, make the most of those hours though ^^ What time does your school finish?

Well, I'm not sure it was the entire band... just one of them... I think. And I shall say that to my next boyfriend, hopefully when we know each other a bit so he won't run away crying, or slap me in the face. I like to think that the Royal variety is probably the hardest gig out there as the audience are quite middle class/upper class people who don't understand completely the sort of comedy people like McIntyre do. Yeah, it's a phase though, I'm sure I'll soon find a new obsession O.o

Oh he is, he's very stressed, I wish I could show you this clip about him being really stressed but it's not on youtube, grrr. Well, he suffers severely from anxiety and so that probably is why he tends to pace, he rarely stands in one place, okay NUUUUUURRRRRRD FACT: He walks aobut 2km per gig when he's on tour >.> He seems so relaxed and you think he should be since he's loaded and has everything anyone could dream of but he still worries about everything- I learnt this from his book, I'm no stalker :lolface:

Ahh, I reckon you'd like the Inbetweeners, it's very funny. I have't watched it loads but the film was epic even though there was unexpected full frontal nudity which caught me offguard. Skins is also good, very dramatic but meh. Ahh, I don't blame you really xD Well, you know John Cleese and friends from Monty Python and that's all you really need to know :3

Wooo! Yum. *nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnonmnomnonmnonmnomnonmnonmnonmnonmnonmnonmnonmnonmnonmnom* Okay, I'm full.

Oh wow. Sorry for the long VM. D:

Lol, wow. xD Another one, huh? ^^ *Looked at it already*

Oh yush. I just mostly spent time with that little girl though. She was sobbing hysterically when her daddy left her, so I think she thought he was abandoning her or something. And she kept trying to run after her dad, so I had to hold her back as he left the room and shut the door and she didn't want anything to do with me for the first few minutes and just cried and cried. I just sat there on the floor and watched her, talking to her quietly, and then she just collapsed on my lap and snuggled up to me, still crying. ;~; So after a while when she calmed down, I scooted her to the edge of the wall where she would be out of the way from the other kids and put a blanket on her and put a pillow under her head. Then the kids started to bug her and one girl almost fell on top of her, so I went back over, shooed the kids away and then just brought her up in my lap for a bit, rocking her (because she was still crying, just had the quiet hiccup crying going on). So then I decided to try to get her a snack because it was finally snack time for everyone, so I sat in one of the little kid chairs at the table with the little one in my arm and just sat with her until snack was served to us. Then she sat up, just looking around, until I offered her a Veggie Crisp (they're like dehydrated french fries, but they're veggies, and they're sooooo yummy) and she ate it. And then she kept eating and eating and eaaaaating.... And then towards the end, she got off my lap and played with me. And when her dad came to get her, she didn't wanna leave me. xDDD

Oh! And when I tried to take another little girl to the restroom, she started to follow me and then when she got separated from me, she just started freaking out and crying. So I had to carry her, and take the other girl to her parent so they could take her potty, and then the one in my arms stopped crying as soon as she saw that I wasn't going to leave her and we went back into the Nursery room. xD She was sooooooo cute!

Woo! Well that's good, I'll try not to keep you up too late then later :3

I have no idea, it's the Royal variety so it probably is incredibly expensive. When he hosted in 2010 they loved him so that was alright. Ahh yes, we tend to discuss our love of hawwwwt guys a lot, and by that it's usually Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, MC for me and the guys in Big time rush (a band) for her. Ahh yeah, a funny guy is always good but it's not something I'd hold against a guy I went out with- "YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! THEREFORE YOU SUCK!" xD I think it was actually when I heard him sing that I started to like him:
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sad fangirl is sad ::L:

It must be, I could never be a stand up comedian- I would be too scared of 'dying' on stage, it's like the most awkward situation... it must be xD They probably are quite relaxed since they'd most likely be used to the cameras. It's quite funny seeing Comedians act, like John Bishop is in Skins, I don't know if you've ever watched this (it's very good) where he plays the dad of a lesbian and he's just an epic idiot in it xD And Craig David in the Inbetweeners is just the perfect I-don't-give-a-fook headteacher.

Ahh yes, I now have 2 friends in total >:{D I feel so special.

Well, you're made of sweets and sugary goodness aren't you? Plus, you come in models right? So I won't loose you forever :3 And that sucks, but at least it means you'll probably sleep fabulously tonight.

thanks baby boo <3 I love youu.

xD lol, I actually had a new little girl who I had to calm down. She was adorable. :3

NUUUUUUUUUUU! Alright, well I hope you feel better. (hug* it's all I can do :3 <3

Yeah, they're probably reluctant to laugh just because they have no idea who he is so have no faith in him. He has done extremely well and deserves everything he has, I would recommend his book if you ever fancy reading anything. Who said I had a crush on him.... *shifty eyes* xD

Yeah, he's one of those comedians who makes it look extremely easy when it must be friggin hard! That's why I think any great Comedian would make a good actor, they don't just tell the story... they live it! /cheesy line is cheesy.

I remember you telling me anyway, and I felt somewhat special that someone who isn't English enjoys learnnig English. I don't know why. Oh yeah, me and evil mustache boy and best friends, he's very nice really ^^

Goodnight Chris, have a good night sleep... or I'll eat you <3 :glomp:

/hasreadhisautobiographyacouplehundredtimes. Yes, he had his big break in 2006 after struggling in the comedy business for 7 years he finally got on TV and became a hit within a year basically xD Infact, here it is if you want to watch it: [video=youtube;OJ6xmoQs1AU]

In 2008 he released his first DVD which was record breaking only to be overshadowed by his second in 2009, so in the span of 3 years he's become as big as a comedian can get xD /endrant

And I think he makes a lot of it up, I like to believe it's true but somehow I don't think it is- still funny regardless though xD It's genius how he comes up with this sort of thing.

Yes! I remember! I remember you telling me you wanted to do something with English xD I completely forgot, ahh well. That is awesome, and at least you have ideas about a career and plus, you are really good at English, better than some of my friends if I'm honest- I know I've already said this but I feel it needed EMPHASIS!!! >:{D

Oh! I love that episode! xD I must have watched it at least 10 times and I still find it hilarious. I went to London and couldn't help laughing at myself as I thought about what he'd said about the tube. My favourite thing was the- "Sometimes I like to throw them a curve ball- G... for Gnome" xD That was one of his first ever things he did on TV xD Oh dear, it's times like this when I find out just how sad I am xD

Yeah, I'm still quite a quiet person though but I am slowly getting over it as you can't be shy and quiet when you're a doctor -.- I think I might have already asked you this but do you have any idea of what you want to do as a job? <3

:glomp: YAY!!! As long as it gives across something good xD

And good for you for getting stronger. I think it's got quite a lot to do with the fact I became a Moderator which has taught me to be confident in my own choices and to not be bullied. Although, it's easier to stand up to people over the internet. At school I have a friend, Holly who can be very harsh and it's usually Alice who stands up to her and tells her to calm down, but I'm getting better. Ahh yes, the souls of men who are still waiting for their invitation to Hogwarts! xD

Oooh, that might have been it- it's on youtube somewhere. Do you remember anything he said?

Lol, I won't be just visiting them. I'll be on the floor playing with them and calming the crying ones to stop crying. They call me "Miracle Worker" because I get the usual criers to calm down, snuggle for a bit, and then go play with the others.

I just hope they remember me. D: It's been three weeks.