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I know, right? But he's fun to **** around with. That and he hit on Ms. Scarlet, so the gloves come off, I'm afraid.

Oh Christ, what did you do? Was it catastrophic?

Well the only treatment I know of is Gaia therapy. You must make an account and be a somewhat active member of the forums for a week. Are you willing to try this?

Haha, the second you said that "My wife!" part, I had to google it. I found it surprisingly quick, thank God.

Yea, I remember hearing that joke all the time, and I didn't understand a word he said until the end, but I would pretend to know what he meant and laughed anyway. I find it sad that now the joke makes sense to me. @_@

Oh Jesus, that was lulzy, dude... Just win. xD

Funny stuff indeed. B|

Yes, ****** holidays that do nothing but say that you have to do this on this day. It's not even like it's an historic day, it's just a random day on the calendar.

Let's celebrate appropriately by raping romantic poetry.

I know. God, the creative juices are flowing more than usual. This will keep my attention for a good while. I love screwing with people's minds right before the day of the cold hand of business' love child with the media that we oh so cleverly named after St. Valentine.

Oh hoho, indeed. Somehow I knew that when we posted alcohol and violence would be mixed into the formula. **** like that just seems to follow us. I need to think of another one now...

My God, it's so ****ed up I love it.

I need to see more. B|

lol .

I'm sure it'll be alright.
When I was writing it I kinda forgot that your thread was on the 2nd page of the Spam Zone already and that I may have been too late already. :p Cursed time zones...

Although that would seem like something I would do, it is definitely true this time.

Yea... God, man, that was just ****ed up... but amazing at the same time. It's like you hate him at first, but within a few minutes you gain a lot of admiration for him... then you appropriately kill him in an insanely epic way.

You did? How much did you get for it?

Yes, I was ****ing obsessed with that quote for the longest time. Such amazing writing.

Oh Christ, yes. That was insane. It actually creeped me out more than anything else in that game simply because of how... real each impact seemed. It's hard to describe.

Oh Jesus, that Roxas guy who started the thread is a dumbass for thinking that Ryan said "Would you kindly." My favorite line, aside from several exerts from Ryan's dying speech, would probably be "Would you kindly get stepped on by a Big Daddy?"

Heh, no problem.

Oh God, what did you request the person to do, might I ask?

Yea, she did. I usually can laugh at damn near anything, but 9/11 affected me far too much for me to take it lightly. One of the few times that my moralfag mentality breaks the surface.

I don't know who I feel sorrier for, you or the doctor o_o

...or me O_O

Netflix. It's for the best.

You're totally missing out. I only saw the first Matrix and it was amazing. There was nothing with a spoon in that one though.