Your life is insignificant and mundane so choose something better

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Immortality
    You share your lifeform with a vampire girl and thus become immortal. You do not age and cannot be killed. The feeling of heavy pain caused to you will feel like a needle's prick. All dismembered body parts will regenerate quickly even a lost head. The only way for you to die is by ending your contract with your companion. Once your contract ends you lose all these abilities and your age catches up with you.

    Your companion is thousand year old vampire girl with the appearance of a 14 year old. She'll protect you from anything as long as you periodically give her blood to feast on either yours or others.

    World Domination
    You have gained a secret underground base on the moon. As leader you have total control over it. The base includes....
    - 300,000 personnel troops
    - 30,000 RPI-13 Sutherlands http://codegeass.wikia.com/wiki/Sutherland
    - 15,000 Type 02/F1A Guren Flight http://codegeass.wikia.com/wiki/Guren_Flight-Enabled_Version
    - 10,000 Type-3F Gekka http://codegeass.wikia.com/wiki/Gekka
    - Satellite laser defense system
    - Shirogane and 10 Kurogane Battleships (10 of these http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100302191627/codegeassfanon/images/8/89/Kurogane.png and http://www.mahq.net/mecha/srw/og1/shirogane.jpg)
    - Fabulous uniforms
    You also hold a technological advantage of 15 years ahead

    Your companion is a highly intelligent young man roughly in his late twenties who is 100% loyal to you. Willing to do everything for his glorious leader.

    Genius
    Your brain has evolved into something beyond human. You have become the world's smartest man. Over time you will be able to cure all diseases, create new technology and never before seen machinery. Nothing stands in your way except time itself as you are still confined to a regular lifespan. Though you can change that if you wish with the right technology. One absolute though is that your brain is one of a kind and cannot be replicated or transferred in any shape or form.

    Your companion is your first developed android with insane power, quick processing speeds and heavy artillery. She/he will act as your guard. The first model with have no conscience and will only act on orders, so this can change through upgrades and development.

    Escapism
    You've reached a portal that can take you to any world you desire. Though it's a one way trip and there's no coming back. All laws of physics and magic that apply to humans of your new world will now apply to you.

    Evolution
    Your body evolves into a being superior to that of a human. All latent potential in you will be unleashed to it's fullest, your lifespan averages to about 700 years and the learning curve for everything is greatly reduced. You'll be able to learn subjects 500% faster then any human. Your body has no limits concerning strength, speed and dexterity.

    Your companion is a boy/girl (you choose) who has evolved like you. He/she looks down on other humans calling them pieces of **** and is madly in love with you to the point of obsessiveness. The act of coming in contact with a normal human will send them in a heated blood thirsty frenzy unless you make some sort of compromise. You can create others like you if you mate with him/her or half breeds with regular humans.

    Hero
    You've become the main character of the world. An ancient demon has awoken and with him magic substance released. The substance has changed our laws of physics and created magic. You as the hero have the most magical potential. Your magic includes...
    - leviation
    - element control(Water, Fire, Earth, Air)
    - regeneration
    - superhuman strength
    It is your task to defeat the demon king without plot armor.

    Your companion is a fellow hero from another world who will teach you to use magic and a sword. He acts as a guardian, teacher, older brother and friend. When you reach 50% of your potential he will be killed in some way. You cannot prevent this death.

    King
    Due to misunderstandings you have become king of an ancient civilization. With almost unlimited wealth you have obtained an ability known as absolute control. With it you can...
    - Gain absolute control over living organisms within a 100 metre radius
    - You can sense living beings within 100m radius
    - Able to control any metal inanimate object within a 100m radius. Does not work on an atomic level.
    - Controlled beings that step outside of the radius will regain control within a few hours.
    - None of this works on those already loyal to you(ie your entire civilization)

    You lose these powers once you hit 0 followers. Your city contains 10,000 already loyal followers.

    Your companion is a male/female Knight Captain. Always cool and calm, they dislike the idea of you becoming king but will eventually warm up to you if you perform well and regardless will always follow your orders. Specializes in lances and is known for incredible speed.

    Alien
    An alien civilization is coming to Earth. They have contacted you as the last human and will exterminate all life on Earth and deplete it's resources before moving on. You have the opportunity to be the last human for research purposes. If you co-operate then the aliens will clone your body and mind and let you the original live free in their civilization. Before you can even accept or deny they send a high ranking alien officer to Earth to rid any obstacles.
    You get the following from your companion

    - A chip in brain that gives enlightened intelligence and absolute obedience to your companion.
    - A battle suit tougher then any material on Earth and allows for super strength.
    - Heavy alien weaponry that can easily pierce your suit
    - Sensors able to detect lifeforms within a 100km radius
    - Cloaking device, invisible as long as you don't move

    Your companion is a high ranking alien officer posed with the task of securing you and getting rid of all obstacles. The time you spend together will have him/her warm up to you and abuse the absolute obedience thing a lot less and inevitably fall in love with you. She/he will always remain loyal to her race though.

    The alien race will come in 10 years, you can choose to fight back and save the human race or live with your companion in a new world.
     
  2. Hayabusa Venomous

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    /inb4bakemonogatari&nisemonogatari

    I'll read the full thing later, but I got the reference >.>
     
  3. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    I'll read the rest later >.<
     
  4. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    As a vampire, would we have the traditional vampire weaknesses, such as sunlight etc? Seems to me that would be a fairly large deciding factor.
     
  5. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    I'm goin' with immortality.

    I want to live forever.
     
  6. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    World Domination because it comes with fabulous uniforms and a hot companion. I can also use my title of Supreme King.

    Although King is very, very tempting.
     
  7. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    That's kinda scary once you think about it.
    I mean god knows what we have to wear. It can be a skirt, a firemen costume, a cat, ANYTHING.
     
  8. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    You forgot Time Traveler. I'll travel everywhen I possibly can with an attractive yet smart female companion. The only limit will be that I cannot travel through space, at least not instantaneously.

    Actually, I'll just go with genius. I make the rest of my time travel fantasy happen from there anyway.
     
  9. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    The moment I saw Escapism...
    Gallifrey. Regeneration. F**k yes.

    But seriously, I'd probably go with Genius because the guilt of ruling and abusing power with all the others would drive me crazy.
    Plus, with that mind, I could build myself a TARDI-shot-
     
  10. jafar custom title

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    If I take the Escapism path, do I design my own world or is it just a randomly genertaed one?
     
  11. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    I think the world has to exist already.
     
  12. jafar custom title

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    Then **** this ****, all of these choices are horrible.
     
  13. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    You do realize that there is a universe for every single conceivable possibility, right? World can mean universe, so you wouldn't exactly have to build the world you want. It would already exist, and you would merely have to go there.
     
  14. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Don't worry, I'll try to make the uniforms tasteful.
     
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    And by tasteful, you mean suits and converse, don't you?
     
  16. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    I LIKE THAT IDEA but idk how well that goes along with the idea of 'dark army'.
     
  17. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Tuxedos and black converse, then?
     
  18. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    An existing one either from a TV show, movie, etc.
    Also you seem to lack imagination if you can't make a choice.
     
  19. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Hmm... Too James Bond-y.
     
  20. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Tear it in a few places and scuff the shoes up.