Your gonna read this... 'cause I'm a Herman Munster

I like waffles, in a house of pancakes. Whatevs, I just decided that I will take over the world. I'd like your input on my venture. Your opinion counts. Now where to begin, I mean strategically takin' North America from the inside would be safe enough. Illegal wiretap this and rewrite a few laws and I got UdotSdotAmerica. Canada I threaten to take away their chief exports: snow and maple syrup. However, I think I'd like to take down Russia first. Know why? Russia is huge and allows me to move anywhere in Europe and Asia. It'd be an ideal spawnpoint for attacks on anywhere. However(again), Africa could be a problem with all the disease and civil warfare or something. I think I'll take over Australia first. It has evil bunnies, Sydney opera house and lots of kangaroos. Well, what do you think of this attack plan?