Your Favorite TV Quotes.

What's your favorite quote from TV/movies....yeah. :D

"Your mom was a salamander!!"

 

Tv? well mabye movies
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven, The Crow
From Queen of the Damned
Reporter-Do you have anything to say to the vampires out there?
Lestat-As a mater of fact I do, Come Out Come Out wherever you are.....
:p
More coming

 

"Live togethor, or die alone." - Jack From Lost

 

score i beat crono before he could post this awesome quote:D

Doom Doom Doom- Invader Zim

 

Probably something about Gir and pancakes from Invader Zim xD.

 

Doctor Who:

The Doctor: Amazing.
Nancy: What is?
The Doctor: 1941. Right now, not very far from here the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like Dominoes. Nothing can stop it, nothing until one tiny, damp little island says "no". No, not here. A mouse in front of a lion. You're amazing. The lot of you. Don't know what you do to Hitler, but you frighten the hell out of me. Off you go, then. Do what you got to do. Save the world.

Mrs. Harcourt: My leg's grown back! When I come to the hospital, I had one leg!
Doctor Constantine: Well, there is a war on, is it possible you miscounted?

Captain Jack: According to intelligence, the target is the last surviving member of the Slitheen family, a criminal sect from the planet Raxicoricofallapatorious, masquerading as a human being zipped inside a skin suit. OK, plan of attack. We assume a basic 57-56 strategy, covering all available exits on the ground floor. Doctor, you go face-to-face, that’ll designate exit one. I’ll cover exit two. Rose, you exit three. Mickey Smith, you take exit four. Have you got that?
The Doctor: Excuse me. Who’s in charge?
Captain Jack: Sorry. Awaiting orders, sir.
The Doctor: Right, here’s the plan. [pause] Like he said. Nice plan.

Idris Hopper: The Lord Mayor says... thank you for, for popping by, she'd love to have a chat but, um, she's up to her eyes in paperwork... perhaps if you could make an appointment, for, for next week...?
The Doctor: She's climbing out the window, isn't she?
Idris Hopper: ...Yes she is.

Margaret: This is persecution. Why can’t you leave me alone? What did I ever do to you?
The Doctor: You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet.
Margaret: Apart from that.

Female Programmer: If you’re not holding us hostage, then open the door and let us out. The staff are terrified!
The Doctor: That’s the same staff who executes hundreds of contestants every day?
Female Programmer: That’s not our fault. We’re just doing our jobs.
The Doctor: And with that sentence, you just lost the right to even talk to me. Now back off!

Dalek: I will talk to The Doctor.
The Doctor: Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello
Dalek: The Dalek Stratagem nears completion. The Fleet is almost ready. You will not intervene.
The Doctor: Oh, really. Why's that, then?
Dalek: We have your associate. You will obey or she will be exterminated.
The Doctor: No
Dalek: Explain yourself.
The Doctor: I said, no.
Dalek: What is the meaning of this negative?
The Doctor: It means no.
Dalek: But she will be destroyed!
The Dotor: No, 'cause this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna rescue her. I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek Fleet. And then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then, just to finish off, I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!
Dalek: But you have no weapons! No defenses! No plan!
The Doctor: Yeah. And doesn't that scare you to death?

Emperor Dalek: I want to see you become like me. Hail the Doctor, the great exterminator.
The Doctor: I'll do it!
Emperor Dalek: Then prove yourself, Doctor. What are you? Coward? Or killer?
The Doctor: Coward. Any day.

Doctor: See, that's the thing, I'm the Doctor, but beyond that, I ... I just don't know. I literally do not know who I am. So I'm testing. Am I ... funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy? (winks at Rose) Right old misery? Life and soul? Right-handed, left-handed, a gambler, a fighter, a coward, a traitor, a liar, a nervous wreck – I mean, judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a gob!

The Doctor: From the day they arrive on this planet ... blinking step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than, no hold on... (Pause) ... Sorry, that's The Lion King...

The Doctor: No second chances. I'm that sort of a man.

The Doctor: I'm The Doctor. And if you don't like it, if you want to take it to a higher authority: there isn't one. It stops with me.

The Doctor: That is enigmatic. That - that is - that is textbook enigmatic.

The Doctor: When you took your vows, did you agreed to this?
Sister of Plenitude: The Sisterhood had sworn to help.
The Doctor: What? By killing?
Sister of Plenitude: They're not real people. They're specially grown. They have no proper existence.
The Doctor: What's the turnover? hmmm? Thousand a day? Thousand the next? Thousand the next? How many thousand? How many years? HOW MANY?

Rose: Is that the Koh-i-noor?
The Doctor: Oh yes. The greatest diamond in the world.
Queen Victoria: Given to me as the spoils of war. Perhaps its legend is now coming true. It is said that whoever owns it must surely die.
The Doctor: Well, that’s true of anything if you wait long enough.

Sir Robert: Did you think there was nothing strange about my household staff?
The Doctor: Well, they were bald, athletic, your wife's away - I just thought you were happy.

Rose: Oh my God they're rats, dozens of rats, vacuum packed rats.
The Doctor: And you decided to scream.
Mickey: It took me by surprise.
The Doctor: Like a little girl.
Mickey: It was dark, I was covered in rats.
The Doctor: Nine, maybe ten years old, I'm seeing pigtails, frilly skirt...

The Doctor: Correctomundo! A word.. I have never used before and hopefully, never will again.

Mr. Finch: And what of the Time Lords? I always thought of you as such a pompous race. Ancient, dusty senators, so frightened of change and chaos. And of course, they're all but extinct. Only you. The last.
The Doctor: This plan of yours. What is it?
Mr. Finch: You don't know?
The Doctor: That's why I'm asking.
Mr. Finch: Well, show me how clever you are. Work it out.
The Doctor: If I don't like it, then it will stop.
Mr. Finch: Fascinating. Your people were peaceful to the point of insolence. You seem to be something new. Would you declare war on us, Doctor?
The Doctor: I'm so old now. I used to have so much mercy. You get one warning. That was it.

[The Doctor returns from a party, apparently drunk, to find the clockwork droids looking at Rose and Mickey, who are strapped to tables]
The Doctor: [to a Clockwork droid] Ohhoho, brilliant! It's you! You're my favourite, you are, you're the best! You know why? Coz you're so thick! You're Mr Thick Thick Thickity Thick Face from Thicktown, Thickania. And so's your dad!

Rose: It's kind of abandonded.. Anyone on board?
The Doctor: Nah.... Nothing here- Well, nothing dangerous- WELL. Not that dangerous. Know what, just have a quick scan in case of anything dangerous.

Mickey: What's a horse doin' on a spaceship?
The Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!

The Doctor: Must be a spatial temporal hyperlink.
Mickey: What's that?
The Doctor: No idea. Just made it up. Didn't want to say 'magic door'.

The Doctor: Madame de Pompadour. You look younger everyday.
King Louis: What the hell is going on?
Reinette: Oh. This is my lover. The King of France.
The Doctor: Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time.

Young Reinette: Misseur, be careful!
The Doctor: Just a nightmare Reinette, don't worry about it. Everyone has nightmares.[backing off from the clockwork droid] Even monsters under the bed have nightmares, don't you monster?
[clockwork droid's weapon got stuck on the fireplace]
Young Reinette: What do monsters have nightmares about?
The Doctor: Me! Hah!

Cyber Controller: I will bring peace to the world. Everlasting peace. And unity. And uniformity.
The Doctor: And imagination? What about that? The one thing that led you here. Imagination? You’re killing it dead.
Cyber Controller: What is your name?
The Doctor: I’m the Doctor.
Cyber Controller: A redundant title. Doctors need not exist. Cybermen never sicken.
The Doctor: But that’s it! That’s exactly the point! Oh, Lumic, you’re a clever man. I’d call you a genius, except I’m in the room… but everything you’ve invented you did to fight your sickness. And that’s brilliant. That is so human. But once you get rid of sickness and mortality, then what’s there to strive for? Eh? The Cybermen won’t advance. You’ll just stop. You’ll stay like this forever. A metal Earth with metal men and metal thoughts. Lacking the one thing that makes this planet so alive. People. Ordinary, stupid, brilliant people!

Mickey: You’re just making this up as you go along!
The Doctor: Yep. But I do it brilliantly.

Mickey: I know it’s not easy with my face looking exactly like Ricky. But I’m a different man. I’m not replacing him. But we can remember him by fighting in his name. [Jake nods] With all those Cyber factories out there, do think there’d be one in Paris?
Jake Simmonds: Yeah.
Mickey: Then let’s go liberate Paris.
Jake Simmonds: What, you and me? In a van?
Mickey: Nothing wrong with a van. I once saved the universe with a big yellow truck.

Eddie: I am TALKING!
The Doctor: (The Doctor stands up and matches him) And I'm NOT LISTENING!

The Doctor: I’m not convinced you’re doing your patriotic duty. Those flags. Why are they not flying?
Eddie: There we are, Rita. I told you. Get them up. Queen and Country.
Rita: I’m sorry-
Eddie: Get it done. Do it now.
The Doctor: Hold on a minute.
Eddie: Like the gentleman said.
The Doctor: Hold on a minute. You’ve got hands, Mr. Connolly. Two big hands. Why is it your wife’s job?
Eddie: It’s housework, innit?
The Doctor: And that’s a woman’s job?
Eddie: Of course it is.
The Doctor: Mr. Connolly, what gender is the Queen?
Eddie: She’s a female.
The Doctor: And are you suggesting the Queen does the housework?
Eddie: No. Not at all.
The Doctor: Then get busy. [hands him the flags]

[Bishop is talking to another detective, and the Doctor interupts]
The Doctor: They did what?
Detective Inspector Bishop: I'm sorry?
The Doctor: They left her where?
Detective Inspector Bishop: Just, in the street.
The Doctor: In the street. They left her in the street. They took her face and just chucked her out and left her in the street. And as a result, that makes things simple. Very, very simple. You know why?
Detective Inspector Bishop: No.
The Doctor: Because now, Detective Inspector Bishop, there is no power on this Earth that can stop me. Come on.

The Doctor: There we go! D'you see? To generate that gravity field, and the funnel, you need a power source with an inverted self-extrapolating reflex of six to the the power of six every six seconds.
Rose: That's all the sixes.
The Doctor: And, it's impossible.
Zack: It took us two years to work that out.
The Doctor: I'm very good.

Ida Scott: We’ve come this far. There’s no turning back.
The Doctor: Oh, did you have to? No turning back? That’s almost as bad as ‘nothing could possibly go wrong’ or ‘this is going to be the best Christmas Walford’s ever had’.

The Doctor: So. When it comes right down to it, why did you come here? Why did you do that, why? I'll tell you why. [pauses] Because it was there. Brilliant! Excuse me uh.. Zac wasn't it?
Zac: That's me.
The Doctor: Just... stand there cause I'm gonna hug you. Is that alright?
Zac: I suppose so.
The Doctor: Here we go. Comin' in. [hugs Zac] Human beings, you are AAAMAZING! HA! Thank you.
Zac: Not at all.
The Doctor: But apart from that, you're completely mad. You should pack your bags, get back in that ship and fly for your lives.

The Doctor: I've trapped you here.
Rose: No, don't worry about me.
[A loud rattling sound is heard above and the building structure shakes a bit]
Rose: Okay. We're on a planet that shouldn't exist, underneath a black hole... and no way out. Yeah, I've changed my mind, start worrying about me.

Ida Scott: Hang on though, Doctor. You never really said. You two. Who are you?
The Doctor: Oh… [shares a look with Rose] The stuff of legend.

[The Doctor works out the Beast’s plan; if he kills the Beast, the gravity will fail and the rocket that Rose is in will fall into the black hole.]
The Doctor: If I kill you, I kill her. [The Beast laughs] Except that implies, in this big grand scheme of gods and devils, that she’s just a victim. But I’ve seen a lot of this universe. I’ve seen fake gods and bad gods and demigods and would-be gods. And out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, if I believe in one thing, just one thing… I believe in her.

Ida and the Doctor debate whether to go into the opened pit or not]
Ida Scott: We should go down. I’d go. What about you?
The Doctor: Oh, oh… in a second. But then again… [pause] That is so human. Where angels fear to tread. Even now, standing on the edge. It’s that feeling you get, yeah? Right at the back of your head. That impulse. That strange little impulse. That mad little voice saying ‘Go on. Go on. Go on. Go over. Go on.’ Maybe it’s relying on that… For once in my life, Officer Scott, I’m going to say… retreat. [He steps back from the edge] Now I know I’m getting old.

The Doctor: THIS IS YOUR FREEDOM! FREE TO DIE! YOU'RE GOING INTO THAT BLACK HOLE AND I'M RIDING WITH YOU!

The Doctor: Fear, loneliness. They’re the big ones, Rose. Some of the most terrible acts ever committed have been inspired by them. We’re not dealing with something that wants to conquer or destroy. There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive, wormhole refractors. You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.

Rose: Chloe has a power and, I don’t know how, but she used it to take Danny Edwards. Dale Hicks. She’s using it to snatch the kids.
Trish: Get out.
Rose: Have you seen those drawings move?
Trish: I haven’t seen anything!
The Doctor: Yes, you have. Out the corner of your eye.
Trish: No.
The Doctor: And you dismissed it. Because what choice do you have, when you see something you can’t possibly explain? You dismiss it, right? And if anyone mentions it, you get angry. So it’s never spoken of ever again.
Trish: She’s a child.
The Doctor: And you’re terrified of her. And there’s no one to turn to. Cos who’s going to believe what you see out of the corner of your eye? No one. Except me.

[The Doctor sees the large sphere]
The Doctor: This is a void ship.
Yvonne Hartman: And what is that?
The Doctor: Well, it’s impossible for starters. I always thought it was just a theory. It’s a vessel designed to exist outside time and space. Travelling through the void.
Dr Singh: What’s the void?
The Doctor: The space between dimensions. There’s all sorts of realities around us, different dimensions, billions of parallel universes all stacked up against each other. The void is the space in between. Containing absolutely nothing. Imagine that. Nothing. No light, no dark, no up, no down. No life. No time. Without end. My people call it the void, the Eternals call it the Howling. But some people call it hell.
Dr Singh: But someone built the sphere. What for? Why go there?
The Doctor: To explore. To escape. You could sit inside that thing, an eternity could pass you by. The Big Bang, end of the universe, start of the next… wouldn’t even touch the sides. You’d exist outside the whole of creation.
Yvonne Hartman: You see? We were right. There is something inside it.
The Doctor: Oh yes.
Dr Singh: So how do we get in there?
The Doctor: We don’t. We send that thing back into hell.

[The Doctor is about to face armed Torchwood soldiers]
Rose: Doctor, they’ve got guns.
The Doctor: And I haven’t. Which makes me the better person, don’t you think? [moves Rose away from the TARDIS door] They can shoot me dead, but the moral high-ground is mine.

Jackie: You’re always doing this. Reducing it to science. Why can’t it be real? Just think of it, though. All the people we’ve lost. Our families coming back home. Don’t you think it’s beautiful?
The Doctor: I think it’s horrific.

[After pulling Jackie out of the TARDIS in front of Hartman]
The Doctor: Here she is, Rose Tyler! She's not the best I've ever had ... a bit too blonde. Not to steady with her pins, shes like that. Just last week she stared into the heart of the Time Vortex - aged 57 years ... but she'll do!
Jackie: I'm 40!
The Doctor: Deluded ... bless! Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea! Well, I say very good, I mean not bad ... well, I say not bad...

The Doctor: It's not an invasion: it's too late for that. It's a victory.

Pete: Doctor... Help us
The Doctor: What?! Close the breach; stop the Cybermen; defeat the Daleks?! Do you believe I can do that?
Pete: [pauses, then smiles] Yes.
The Doctor: Maybe that's all I need. [grins widely] Off we go then!

Mickey: Sorry, is it....what's the void?
The Doctor: The Dead Space. Some people call it hell.
Mickey: So, we're sending the Daleks and Cybermen to hell. [smiles and turn towards Jake] Man, I told you he was good.

Cyber-Leader 1: Daleks be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.
Dalek Sek: This is not war. This is pest control.
Cyber-Leader 1: We have five million Cybermen, how many are you?
Dalek Sek: Four.
Cyber-Leader 1: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek Sek: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek. You are superior in only one respect.
Cyber-Leader 1: What is that?
Dalek Sek: You are better at dying!

 

Cheese=The coolest charector ever. 'Nuff said.

^
They were talking 'bout Drive forms.

 

Family Guy
Stewie
AAAH AAAAAHAAAAAH...
Adam West
So it's a screaming contest you want Quohog. Well Bring it on.
AAAAHH AAAAHH AAAAHHH
Bartender (i think)
They even have a Petting Zoo in there
[goes to a cow]
Cow
I go and get my self a little treat at Baskin Robins Every Day. lol XD

 

all quagmire quotes from family guy are the best

*hey do you have a mirror in your pants coz i can see myself in them

*hey ladies i dont want to come between you or do i

*glen: hey meg u 18 yet
meg:no
glen:dam

 

Wolverine from X3: The Last Stand -
"Oh, don't get your panties in a knot."

Gimli from LOTR: ROTK -
"Well, this is something you don't see! A man and a elf go underground, while a dwarf dare not? Oh...I'll never hear the end of this!"

Han Solo from SW: A New Hope -
"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Constantine from Constantine -
"Hello there. My name is John Constantine and I will be your deporter to hell today."

Agent J from MIB: II -
"The last suit you'll ever wear...again."

 

-.- I can't help it ack. I think everyone should know where this comes from.


...Titans go. XD *points at Robbie-poo*

 

Professor Fransworth (to fry) : Alter history? Look whos talking, Mr. Im my own grandpa.

 

Cpt Jack Sparrow: You want you to find it.

 

Basically anything Simon from Nevermind The Buzzcocks says. Here is his best;

(Simon introducing the girl band Girls Aloud's video for Long Hot Summer, featuring them in skimpy clothes fixing cars)

Simon: Waxed, buffed, full leather, interior, slight smell of sick, some evidence of rear end damage, yes, it's Girls Aloud!

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Simon: Why keep making that noise?
Amy Winehouse: It's my new thing
Simon: I thought that was Crack?
Amy Winehouse: Do I look like Russell Brand?
Simon: Well, yes actually...


It's a show where the presenters basically rip the p*** out of celebrities (or at least Simon does) XD

 

The episode 'Something Blue' off buffy the vampire slayer series 4

Buffy - Giles!.. I accidently killed spike is that ok
Giles - Uh yes...

Ah just awesome me thinks XD

 

I don't even watch that show and I know where it's from!!!!!! XD

Oh, and I have another quote:
Family Guy
*Them playing charades on a boat. Joe's turn*
[acts like he is swimming] (i might not get this all right)
Peter: um, um, um. Natalie Wood!!!!!
*boat tips over, and joe rolls off side*
Peter: Swim Joe Swim!!!
Lois: Peter he's a parapalegic!!!!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear!!! Swim Joe Swim
*Guy goes in to save him, Joe lying on deck*
Lois: Peter do something!!!
*peter pokes joe with a stick*
*guy does cpr on Joe*
Peter: ew gross.
*joe becomes concious*
Joe: You're right Peter, it was Natalie Wood.

If that offended anyone, I'm sorry. :(

 

From Fullmetal Alchemist...

Roy Mustang: "...at least until I become Fuhrer and every one of 'em is obeying me."
Riza Hawkeye: "Be more discreet about those declarations, sir, some would call them treason."
Jean Havoc: "She's right, Chief, it's a presumptous thing to say. You got a death wish or something?"
Mustang: ..."That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when I'm Fuhrer, there'll be changes. THAT DAY... ALL FEMALE OFFICERS WILL BE REQUIRED TO WEAR... TINY MINISKIRTS!"

From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest...

Jack Sparrow: "Where is the thump-thump?!"

 

This ish from House. I luffles that show...

Dr. House: [after looking up the patient's nose] It's beautiful! If my lawn was half as well maintained as that, pigeons wouldn't have the nerve to poop on it.
Patient: Good grooming is important.
Dr. House: Is that a shot?
Patient: People do judge you on your appearance. When you entered, I noted your shirt hadn't been pressed and you hadn't shaved in quite some time. I extracted that you were a person for whom detail is not a major concern. I was worried you might apply the same standard in your work.
Dr. House: You use toe-nail clippers up there?
Patient: They're longer, so they allow me to better reach the upper hairs.
Dr. House: I am wearing a rumpled shirt, and I forgot to brush my hair this week. You've got athlete's foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged.

 

(From Superman Returns)
Jimmy: Well, I got this *shows Perry really bad snapshot of Superman flying*
Perry: What is it?
Lois: ...it's a bird.
Perry: No, it's a plane!
Jimmy: No, it's...
*Clark enters the room*
Clark: You called for me, chief?

 

South Park...

Oh my god, they killed Kenny. XD