Your best Yo Mamma Joke

C'mon
Spit it out!

 

Your momma hates this thread!

 

Then...

 

yo moma so old, when she breastfeeds, dust comes out!

your moma so fat when she sat on the rainbow all the skittles fell out

yo momma so stupid that when I told her to go to walgreens, five minutes later she came back and said "why aint da walls green?

yo mamas so ugly that when she entered a contest to see who's the ugliest they told her sorry mam no professionals

yo mamma is so stupid that she got caught drunk driving on the bumper cars.

 

it's not a yo mama joke, but it's like it

yo family is so poor that i stepped on a penny and your sister said "where's my allowance"

i know it's stupid. :stupid:

 

LMAO! those are Funny!

 

I remember Tallian and Cronoking had a 'yo momma' thread almost a year ago which got locked due to my pwnage joke XD

So I'm not going to participate in this one XD

 

yo mama so old that she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade.

 

yo moma stupid when i told her to throw a ball on the floor she missed

you moma is so poor she goes to kfc and licks peoples fingers

yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

yo moma so fat when she went to church the preist said may there be light in heaven, yo moma stepped out of the way

yo moma is so fat when she has 2 cell phones and calls one the other has to go long distance

 

You are a funny guy Godzilla

 

Yo mama's so fat a whale showed up at her family reunion!

Yo mama's so stupid she put make up all over her forehead because she said she couldn't make up her mind.

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Godzilla was a religious cult!

 

I've heard something like that...

 

yo mama so fat that when she took a nap on the beach people were yelling "beached whale".

 

Heard that

 

your momma so fat that she uses a paint roller to apply her lipstick

yo mama is so stupid that when she heard it was a chilli outside she got a spoon

Yo mama is so fat, they won't let her wear a jacket with an X on it, because Helicopters keep trying to land on her!

yo momas so fat that when she wore a yellow rain jacket, people yelled TAXI!

yo momma is so ugly i took her to the zoo they said thanks for bringing her back

yo moma so fat that when she was born, instead of a birth certificate, they gave her a license plate

 

Your Mamma's so stupid, that she tripped over a Cordless Phone!

 

Yo mama's so stupid she was staring at a juice box for half an hour because it said "Made From Concentrate"

Yo mama's so fat that she photocopied a restaurants whole menu so she could literally order THE WHOLE MENU!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a tan, God said "I said let there be light, ****!"

 

oh what ru talking to me? well Yo mama's so ghetto, she washes paper plates.

 

Oh yeah?

Yo mama is so big, Dora can’t even explore her

 

It should be:

Your Mamma's so stupid, she washes Paper Plates.

That would work!