You might be a redneck IF...

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  1. Xert Traverse Town Homebody

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    you have a flyswater in the frount seat of the car to reach your kids in the back seat of the car
     
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  2. Sexy Sheva Banned

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    or if you plain live in Kentucky :3

    lawl, pwness <.< >.>
     
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  3. Destined Working for WDW

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    If somebody hollers 'Hoedown' and your girlfriend hits the floor...
     
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  4. timeless Traverse Town Homebody

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    If your inbread and yeuk after each sentence,
    kupo?
     
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  5. Destined Working for WDW

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    If you think the last 4 words to the National Anthem is :Gentlemen, start your engines.

    And yes. They are.
     
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  6. Xert Traverse Town Homebody

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    If all your in laws are outlaws
     
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  7. Destined Working for WDW

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    ...if you've ever mowed your lawn and found a car
     
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  8. exile0025 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    if your family tree doesnt fork

    if you work without a shirt and so does your husband
     
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  9. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    if someone asks for your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
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    if you met your wife at the family reunion
     
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  10. gerlert_fav2005 Traverse Town Homebody

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    If you use a spatula as a flyswatter THEN use it to cook. =3
     
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