You know you've had a good day when...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by JellyBeing, Jun 8, 2010.

  1. JellyBeing ALL. THE. BUTTS.

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    you've done one or a plethora of the following:


    1) gotten at least 15 odd/perplexed looks by strangers
    2) played a rousing game of mini-golf where you've:
    beaten the green to a pulp
    scared all the workers away
    raped others with your putter
    gotten both a hole-in-one and a 12 during the course
    fallen more than 5 times due to 'busting a move' to the area's awesome oldies music

    3) worn a fancy fake mustache
    4) gotten multiple compliments on said 'stache
    5) successful attempt at getting rid of invasion species via carp punching
    6) complimented others along the street on their 'wild pussy' via screaming drive-by
    7) wear your aviators at night
    8) gone Sasquatch hunting
    9) successfully hiding four or more people in your car trunk when going to the drive-in
    10) group sing-along to I Believe in a Thing Called Love

    ~~~
    iknokolstoryrite?
     
  2. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Okay, so maybe I asked people "HOW'S YOUR PENIS" instead of complimenting their vagina. Same difference.
     
  3. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    I've never had a good day, compared to that.

    :why?:
     
  4. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Shit, hon. You live.
     
  5. Rosey Chaser

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    oh jelly.

    how i miss you, you whoar face.

    <3
     
  6. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Pshhh, I get at least 20 looks a day.
     
  7. Tootsie coquí

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    D: I want to hang out with my SM in person.

    COME PICK ME UP NOW.