You know your cousin has become a man

When he begins to stare at your breasts.

Females only guys, sorry.

 

I'm your cousin? I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRYYYYYYYYYYYY MAGIIIIIIII-*Narupunch'd*

 

Can I be your cousin also? please?

 

I would also stare at deliciously-cooked chicken breasts if they were complimented with a squidge of lemon and potatoes.

 

/shrug

It's an instinct. I could care less because I'm not involved in this particular example but it's worth throwing out there.

 

Is that how you say wedge in Canadian?

 

Not at all. A squidge is more a large slab of the product, usually triple the size of the foodstuff it is used for.

 

But you can't have a large slab of a lemon.

 

Unless it's a HUGE lemon .-.

 

There is a reason why much of our country is either forested or barren, sir.