You know what's great about December?

Advent Calendars.

CHOCOLATE EVERYDAY!

 

Glad to see someone else anticipating the holidays ^_^

I just want santa to hurry up and come, he owes me big this year. Last year he left a note saying something about a list I was on, I think it was the waiting list. He was thoughtful though, he left me some charcoal. I had barbecue for christmas ^_^

 

You'll get fat.

 

Fact: Manly women don't get fat. They get muscular.

Other fact: Muscular women can be sexy if they're not trying too hard.

 

Also, making other holidays feel inferior to Christmas. That's always fun.

.-.

But seriously, chocolate.

 

The best thing about December is everything.

Other than having to walk home in the cold.

 

It's not fat. It's winter padding.

 

I don't have an advent calender with chocolate in it. I just open doors to find pretty/cute pictures.

 

I still have mine from last year (along with the I got for this year). I never ate it. I don't really like chocolate like that... I've decided to make it a tradition to not eat any of them and then just use them all on Christmas morning to make hot chocolate. ​

 

Random fact : chocolate contains a molecule close to tetrahydrocannabinol (THC, that thing in cannabis that makes us high). Its effects on our brains are the same as THC (slight euphoria, gives the munchies) although you' d have to eat around 2 kilograms of chocolate to feel as high as if you smoked a joint. Chocolate also affects our brains on ways similar to opioid.

Kitty, you' re a junkie ! Damn you chocoholics ! >:/

 

This explain so much.

 

Christmas is too warm D:
It's nice to spend time with loved ones, get presents and eat awesome food but...the heat...it's too much!

 

Hey . . . guess what . . .

 

This is all I wanted. I specifically said I didn't want anyone to buy me a chocolate advent calendar this year. But no. My Grandma just loves to force feed me chocolate.

 

Or a Canadian having Christmas anywhere below Ohio.

Also, the only Advent calender I ever had was one of those Lego Advent calenders where you build a new model every day. It was fun.

 

I've had the same advent calender every year. It's special. It doesn't have any numbers on it so I can CHOOOSE! >:3 I can no longer deal with the restrictions numbers bring upon my calenders.

 

Spoiler

I don't know what a advent Callender is ;_;

Shootmyself.