You know what's cool?

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  1. The Fuk? Dead

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    Having to use scissors to shave your beard.

    You know what isn't cool? Having your mom say, "Hey! You finally killed that raccoon that was growing on your face!" as you exit the bathroom.

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  2. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    heh. This spring I had shaved mine for my sisters 21st birthday since she always jokes about me having a bad beard. Then my whole family (including her) said they didn't like me clean shaven.
     
  3. NemesisPrime Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Hypocritical much? Anyway, because of my beard my mom calls me Chewbaca.
     
  4. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Yes, but not intentional. They wanted me to shave and when I did they thought it looked weird.

    Next time I shave will be Halloween, that will be fun in the predictable jokes department.
     
  5. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Haha, I did that to a friend once. He had to grow a beard out for a play he was in. Every time we hung out, I would call him "Chewy" and make Wookie noises.
     
  6. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    She said it out of love.
     
  7. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Yes, there is an area of her heart called "love" this came from somewhere outside of that area.
     
  8. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I've only used scissors once, just to shorten it so I can use a shaver. But my mom hates me having a beard. She and my dad always say I look like Billy Goat Gruff. Who the heck is that?
     
  9. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Nah, his mum was most likely worried he'd get rabies from it.
     
  10. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I'm almost nineteen years old and I can't even grow a fucking beard.
     
  11. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    really? I've had to shave since I was 15. Actually more like 14, I just didn't shave then
     
  12. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I have to shave, but like once in three/four days.
     
  13. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    for me I should shave around that time as well, but if I don't, I get what I have now.
     
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    Same, dawg. It pisses me off. I have to shave, but it never wants to become a beard. Curses...
     
  16. The Fuk? Dead

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    I can, but it's mostly blonde, so it's not in your face obvious.
     
  17. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    I'm Nineteen and I've never even tried to shave. Still not even got a stubble. It's incredibly annoying. I feel your pain.
     
  18. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    If I can be bothered I need to shave once every two days or so.
     
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  20. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    I feel your pain, I'm nearly 17 though and my face is as clean as something very clean.