You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

Heyo everybody.I've noticed lately the forum has gotten a little tense lately,so I've decided I'm going to do my favorite Familly Guy-inspired comedy thread.Every thursday,I want someone to go on this thread and give me a topic.Whatever the topic is,I'll find the one I like most out of the suggestions,and I'll do my best to rant about it.As a starter,I've decided to do a personnal favorite: Dumbass Resident Evil zombies

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?:

How long it took the zombies of Resident Evil to learn how to get through a wooden door!I mean c'mon,I've heard of trial and error,but this is friggin' ridiculous!So,say you're a zombie,you and your friends want to eat some guy whose passing through.Oh no!Lunch just went through a wooden door!(Les gasps)Hey,here's an idea,why don't you just turn the shiny knob on the door instead of waiting for the ****** to reload on ammo for his Hand Cannon ,so he does'nt blow your friggin' heads off again!

But you know what they did instead?They made it so that the zombies don't open the doors,they crash through them.If they opened them,you would'nt hear thwm coming in,but crashing the doors,well you better be playing some Ozzy Osbourne pretty loud on your damn iPod not to hear that s***!
*RE4 Zombie crashes through the door*

Hey!Look,you got through!Maybe in another 4 games you'll learn how to open a door properly,but,hey, I'll uncaringly just judge you!
*gives him a pat on the back,he falls apart*
Yeesh

If everyone agrees to it,and if I'm allowed to do this,I'll do something like this every thursday.If it's not permitted,or if no one thinks it's funny,I won't continue this. I'm just doing this out of boredom.

IF NOBODY FINDS THIS FUNNY,JUST PUT YOUR VOTE IN THE POLE,AND NO OFFENSIVE FEEDBACK WILL BE APPRECIATED.

 

That was not funny, but I enjoy reading rants about video games. Hopefully you will be able to do more.

 

It was okay, I geuss. But I'd rather you choose a topic that we could all relate to. Such as Kingdom Hearts, your parents, some of our staff on this forum or pets. I'd enjoy that a bit more. But that's just my opinion.

 

Remember,this was a sample just to see if you guys want it.Give me some suggestions for next week when you're done reading it and I'll pick my favorite.

 

Talk about some of the staff here at kh-vids! Like, like, like...SARA! I dunno. It's up to you. =P

 

That was funny,great idea.

 

I would be interested in reading your rants about soe of the staff, or maybe about certain pets.