You know it's a bad start to the day when...

[K its one of those threads where you complete the You know... when...
sentantance.
You know the rules
and if you don't then learn them.

I'll start:]

You go to swing your arm out to make your alarm shut up but instead you fall out of bed and wonder what the hell is going on for the next minute.

 

when you walk outside and get struck by lightning



15 times.

 

when theres a snake in your boot.

 

when you wake up on the ceiling. :lolface:

 

When you get a text message from your girlfriend telling you that she broke up with you :lolface:


Not that it's happened to me or anything >_>

 

When you wake up with your head in a toilet on a mountain in Chile.

 

when the Power Rangers are taken down by a bunch of Narutards.

 

That reminds me of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

 

When last night was only around three hours long.

 

You know it's a bad start to the day when you don't wake up
EVER

 

when you wake up onto on coming trafic

 

My friend did a drive-by break-up with his girlfriend once because I said he wouldn't.

 

Once when I was getting the mail!

 

when you wake up in the morning feelin like p diddy

 

GRRRR I WAS'A GONNA SAY THAT! D:<

when you wake up with a couple of bullets in your chest, in the desert, alone, while missing two legs.

 

..If you wake up to your little sister sitting at your laptop, and she asks:

"What does it mean to format a hawd dwive? It said something on here and I clicked yes"

...That was not good at all.

 

...when you walk outside and you see the lollypop guild.