You know, I am really dissapointed in you KHV

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  1. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    It has come to my attention that there are too few Lord of the Rings fans in this place.

    Shame on you guys. Shame on you.
     
  2. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    *Is currently painting old Lord of the Rings models*
     
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    You have my bow.
     
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    I think they're currently taking the hobbits to Isengard. They'll be back soon.
     
  5. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    can't I just head to Mordor and just chop them all up with a keyblade or unleash a spirit bomb on them? That would make it all better.

    And I know it's a magical ring, but wouldn't throwing it into any lava melt it? They should have just done that
     
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  7. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss khv my preciousss
     
  8. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    I'm starting to picture spdude doing this, but to a money bag labelled "KHV".
     
  9. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Have you even read the books or saw the movies?
     
  10. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    And my axe.
     
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    Any news on the new lotr movies?
     
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  13. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    yeah, I own the movies, and like I said, I know it's a magical ring and was forged in the volcano, blah blah blah. But I mean really, I don't care if it's magic, how can you make something that can only be destroyed in one volcano when Magma is hot enough to melt anything. Kinda cheesy
     
  14. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Maybe because there is only one vulcano in Middle Earth?
     
  15. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Wouldn't you need more than one Volcano to make a land that big? I mean, that would have to be one heck of a terraforming
     
  16. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    "The Thangorodrim were a group of three volcanoes in the Iron Mountains in the north of Beleriand that were destroyed in the War of Wrath. Udûn in Mordor may be the remnant of an early volcano. It is possible that the Echoriath may also be the remnant of an earlier gigantic volcano's caldera with Amon Gwareth as its secondary cone."

    There ya go, other vulcanos. All gone now, only one left in Middle-Earth is Mount Doom. Tolkien wasn't stupid.
     
  17. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    well, I hated the book, and I never got halfway through, so I either missed it or don't remember
     
  18. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    ... there was more than one book regarding middle earth. :|

    And that piece of information dont originate from the LOTR series, IIRC it's in silmarillon, though I could be very, very wrong because my tolkien knowledge isn't up to scratch.
     
  19. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    my Tolkien knowledge is ziltch, so I wouldn't know these things.
     
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