you don't know Jack Schitt

WHO IS JACK SCHITT



For some time many of us have wondered just who is

Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in

an intellectual way.



Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,

the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.

Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.



In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply

religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,

Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.



Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married

Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and

Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her

kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was

then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.



Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they

produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two

of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were

inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens

brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced

the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.



Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the

world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.



Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,'

you can correct them.





Sincerely,



Crock O. Schitt

 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasps for breath*

 

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

I love things like this. XDDDD

"Noe Schitt Sherlock"....

*cracks up again*

 

...OMFG!! THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!!...It rather scary if you think about it...o_0..XD

Where did you find this!? It's AWESOME!?!?!