You Can Now Freeze Time...

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  1. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    What's the first thing you do?
     
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    Streek down my street

    Be boring and doo all my work so I can chill for the rest of the day, or you know- draw on my teachers faces when they turn around just for amusement and to see the bewilderment on classmates faces.
     
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    Increase the world's population.
     
  4. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I would read a book all day or watch a movie between spurts of reality.

    Rape women who are frozen in time. Great idea, wish I had thought of it first.
     
  5. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Find every person I've ever hated and kill them.

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  6. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Steal all the money from the shop I work in. They rake in so much and I get so little.
     
  7. Yozora Archer

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    I probably wouldn't use the power.


    So what, I freeze time. Woopie.
     
  8. TheAstarion Moogle Assistant

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    People's stuff! I'LL STEAL IT! NO-ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

    Also, if time is frozen, what happens to things like light? Since sight is based on being bombarded with photons, if they're frozen mid-transmission it means you'd basically never see anything again. Or hear. Or anything really.

    Sounds like a pretty crappy power to have, the more I unnecessarily over-think it.
     
  9. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Do nothing. You never mentioned ever being able to UNfreeze time, so you would be locking the entire universe in the same time period forever, while you live out your days alone and die. If the lock breaks when you die, then you will have lived the rest of your life in less than a second.
     
  10. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ^This.


    Edit: I wonder what it's like to drive a Ferrari...
     
  11. Chevalier Crystal Princess

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    'nuff said.
     
  12. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    I would grab my head with my hands and scream "HAYNER! PENCE! OLLETTE! to the skies for all the world to... er, not hear. Wow, I felt so confident going into the post.
     
  13. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Ah, bad way to go about it. Rather, you accelerate to the point that it seems that time is stopping for everyone else. Like in the movie Clockstoppers.
     
  14. StardustXtreme Chaser

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    Hmmm...?

    Well sicne Time is frozen, I could practically think "Finally, PEACE AND QUIET!" but then realise "Wait if time's frozen, how will I drink any soda?" or "Now I can finally hit the every loving life out of someone I hate and never be a suspect, oooh good times."
     
  15. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    if i also have the ability to unfreeze time, then i would place a water balloon over the heads of everyone in my school.
     
  16. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Now I'm starting to think of the movie Click with Adam Sandler.

    I could save lives.

    For example, if someone is about to get shot, I can move them out of the way of the bullet.


    I would be...




    TIME MAN
     
  17. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    terrible superhero name.
     
  18. Machazo Destiny Islands Resident

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    I agree .
     
  19. Arch Mana Knight

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    Then you die a painful death as your body burns to a crisp and breaks from the amount of friction generated by just moving. D:
     
  20. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    BENJAMIN BUTTON














    i dunno.