You Can Choose Only One

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what am I choosing them for?

taxing manual labor involving harvesting and safely transporting produce?

a managerial position for an expanding family-owned local business?

Campus security guard?

I am sorely ill-informed and would like to see resumes and qualifications before making such decisions.

 

I'll take the female.

 

must. resist. joke. about. lolis.

 

Don't kid around.

That would be awfully childish.

Underage in appearance even.

 

are you even trying

 

Time to play "Which Is The Tsundere?"!

 

As I share a country of residence with Jube, I can't in good conscience take any of these lolis in.

No harm in some minor child's play.

 

the blue haired one​

 

He's putting in minor effort at best

 

I go slow so I don't hurt them

 

I don't think you hafta worry about your speed if that's the issue.

 

Took you 13mins to come up with that and it's kind of a stretch even then

Let's both go to sleep

 

eyepatch

 

Gotta catch 'em all.

 

Settle down, you two; all this over a little loligagging?

 

Best pun found. Thread ended.

 

i like the first one in the first row and the second one in the second row

i also kinda like the third one in the first row too

they're all so cute ugh