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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by N, Jul 28, 2007.

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  1. N Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Being chased by a man in a black truck with flashy chrome rims. You jump into your car (if you have one) or on the back of a dragon, and ride through the quiet streets of your hometown. The man is continuing to catch up on you, and then his truck turns into a black dragon with shining teeth. You try to hide and he catches up with you. When he reveals himself you see a beautiful face with bright amber eyes and perfectly chiseled features. Telling yourself he's bad, you began to fight...
    So, what do you do next?
     
  2. Meh Gummi Ship Junkie

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    ....say, "Look, a monkey!" followed by pointing behind him. Then you try to escape by running past him, but your pants get stuck on a wire on your way back home.. You take off your pants, and run in your underwear to a safe location.
     
  3. N Hollow Bastion Committee

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    The guy is a fallen angel, so he's particulary dangerous and inhuman. So, how will you escape now?
     
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    *explodes*
     
  5. N Hollow Bastion Committee

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    LOL!
    I love that, hilarious!
     
  6. Meh Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Errm.....
    *takes out How to defeat Fallen Angels for Dummies*

    1: point behind
    2: say, "look, a monkey"
    3: wait for no reaction
    4: repeat steps 1-3 for 3 more times
    5: piss off fallen angel
    6: angel leaves

    Isn't that simple?
     
  7. N Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Well, he can take your SOUL! And he's trying to right now and you are trapped down a dead end!
     
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    well then i do this *runs around smerming oh no a monkey till i hit a wall*
     
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    Then, he disappears, and you quickly hurry back out of the alley, and then a gang of demon wolves chased after you. WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?
     
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