You are the president of the United States of America.

And you have decided that you just don't care anymore.

What will you do to completely screw up America before Congress catches you?

 

Wait, more can be done?

 

PUSH ALL THE BIG RED BUTTONS!

 

Why would I want to screw up America? It's already too scewed up for that to be fun. I'd rather just order every copy of DmC to be destroyed. It would be fun to read the responses online due to that.

 

blow everything up; restart from square one

 

Hand over the White House to the English government. The only way it could possibly be worse.

 

ima be ima be all like you guys can't drink soda after midnight and they be all like wtf and ima be like no guns anymore lol and they be like wtf mr. presudent and then I would be all like lol sorry guys and they be like YOU MOTHER****ER MR PRESUDENT WTF LIES CONTRAVURSY AMERICA FREEDOM and ima be like lol

 

Order that our R&D departments make mechs. And I'll have one personally that has the Presidential seal on it.

 

Put cats in charge of all our weapons, open up Fort Knox to the public, build a bridge to Hawaii, free all the criminals, sell our children to China, and live on a blimp.

 

I will do
whatever the fuck I want
because I am
the goddamn
batman leader
of the FREE WORLD

Also make Rick Perry my VP.
Only possible way to fuck shit up more

 

Convince the Queen of England to go bungee jumping with me or be my side kick for when I go around fighting crime.

 

But I thought that was my job ;~;

 

Alright, do you want to know what the correct answer is? I'll tell you because I'm such a nice guy.

Step 1: Call for a press conference.
Step 2: Make sure it's known about worldwide.
Step 3: At the press conference, say the exact words, "Fuck you, China."
Step 4: Leave the press conference.
Step 5: Wait for the nukes.

 

You are the Robin to my Batman, of course but I would also just have the Queen because I can :3

 

Point out how vulnerable Washington D.C is as a capital to every nation on the planet that hates our guts. Then order myself a steak dinner on taxpayer expenses.

Also, all the documentation of everything I do or have done would be classified. So you wouldn't even know when I [REDACTED] or that time when I [REDACTED]. I remember when I [REDACTED]. That was hilarious.

 

Don't forget that you have access to almost all classified information. You can post it on your blog.

 

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Here I come.

 

Give all the children guns and tell them that we sent them into the world of Black Ops 2. Send in the children![DOUBLEPOST=1359071415][/DOUBLEPOST]

Steal my Idea, why don't 'cha. Its a good thing my Mech would be a Liger. Because lady's love the large, white, Tiger lion Hybrids. Just like they love Waffles. /daily Shreck reference covered.

 

So I am the Rory to your Eleven. <3
Fair enough. And maybe I'll just invite Putin for good measure.