You are now an NPC in an RPG

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    What are your only lines of dialogue in the game?
     
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  2. The Fuk? Dead

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    I wouldn't know right from wrong if one was helping the poor and the other one was banging my sister.
     
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  3. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Life could be a dream, if I could take you to a paradise up above. Sha-boom and hello again.
     
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  4. Always Dance Chaser

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    Stop breaking my goddamn pots.
     
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    What' s the big-ass sword for ? Wait, don' t answer that, your fly's open.
     
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    >Came in expecting skyrim joke
    >[Post] Leaves content the people of KHV are decent and not like the people in the strange part of youtube.    ​
     
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  8. Janime6 the truest queen of them all

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    My toothpick dispenser is manlier than you.​
     
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  9. Krowley Moderator

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    The bad guy is your father.
    By the time you get to the next city, they will have relocated the princess.
    Don't get attached to the mage since he dies after the giant snake battle.
    Your trusted dog companion is a Shapeshifting spy who betrays you at the climax.
    After meeting up with your childhood friend you have been looking for, he commits suicide 2 scenes later.
    The Princess is your childhood sweetheart has married your father.
    You kill your father and the princess.
    The final boss is you.
    The game ends in a cataclysm.
    It was all a dream and the game will receive negative reception.
    A sequel will release in Fall 2015
    ...

    Would you like to buy anything?
    >Yes
    No
     
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  10. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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  11. Dinny I am Anime ( ⚈้̤͡ ◡ ⚈้̤͡ )

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    I've stolen, washed, peeled, and eaten all the carrots from your fridge. You have nothing against me.
     
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    can i crash on your couch?
     
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  13. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a good long look at my life and realized it was being wasted. I was a man with no purpose, just wandering fool who stole gold from graves. I was sickened by it all. That and a goddamned hammer to my goddamned knee led to my search for a proper job and eventual guard duty in this waste of a town.
     
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  14. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    I use to be an adventurer like you, then the dragons started musling in. So me and some guards from Whiterun went to a near by guard tower. Dragon showed up killed half the men, so I smashed his legs with my face. Torn some scales off him and made myself a suit of armor and killed every one of the dragon bastards I could find. Everybody died but me. That was the most beaten dragon I'd ever seen. Kept the armor to remind me off that pained expression. Enjoy your stay at this inn.
     
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  15. miaulement Traverse Town Homebody

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    F*ck you stupid thing that gets rid of caps-lock spam.
     
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  16. jafar custom title

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  17. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    The Cake is a lie.

    It DOES contain nuts!
     
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  18. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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  19. venster You never heard of me, but I pop in time to time

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    *enter all memes here*
     
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  20. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    Welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway!​


    Has that ever happened?​
     
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