You are being sent into space

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Trigger, Dec 26, 2011.

  1. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    The closest object to your right if what you will share with any new intelligent species you find.

    WHAT GREAT HUMAN TECHNOLOGIES ARE YOU SHARING WITH THE SPACE ALIENZ?
     
  2. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Advil.
    I guess they'll need it if they're going to support my presence >_>
     
  3. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Well, I have three things . . . And they're kinda in the same spot . . .

    >~>

    A mouse, my iPhone, and a blank notebook.

    Woo.
     
  4. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    I'm giving them a mug, filled with hot coco. How lovely.
     
  5. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    A cup.
    OBSERVE ALIENS! AS I CONTAIN CERTAIN QUANTITIES OF LIQUID/SOLIDS INTO THIS CONTAINER
     
  6. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    Computer Mouse. Logitech G3, To be exact.
     
  7. Rhiscx Banned

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    I'm bringing a bookshelf.

    Observe aliens with this devise that hold forms of written knowledge on paper rather than on a screen....
     
  8. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    My cell phone...

    WTF aliens!? Y u no already have cell phones (which are already so 1980 but w/e)???
     
  9. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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  10. Maggy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    A Sprite? Lol
     
  11. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    my retainer..

    worst thing ever created
     
  12. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    As for me, I have ChapStick. Maybe I'll land on a frozen planet and help some aliens out with their extreme chapped lips.
     
  13. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Close, but no.

    Braces. If you've been there, you know what I'm talking about.
     
  14. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Watch out aliens! I can open up motherfucking doors and hearts*shot*
     
  15. Sanya Orussia’s 586th Fighter Regiment

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    A quarter. Hmm maybe it's worth something to them.
     
  16. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I really thought you were going to say vibrator.
     
  17. Terra254 Traverse Town Homebody

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    My brothers San Antonio Snapback Hat >>
     
  18. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    My desk... On top of the desk, an empty paper towel roll.

    Poor aliens...
     
  19. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    "disk cleaner" that happens to be almost entirely water.
     
  20. Krown King's Apprentice

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    A lamp....yipeee