You are an enemy in a MMORPG

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Trigger, Jul 25, 2012.

  1. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    You have been killed by a player

    What loot did you drop?
     
  2. Janime6 the truest queen of them all

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    Cow hide and/or 2 gold coins.​
     
  3. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    A pencil and a cursed Hi-potion.
     
  4. jafar custom title

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    an empty yogurt cup.
     
  5. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    A pair of dice.
     
  6. Krowley Moderator

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    A pamphlet on MMO Addiction.
     
  7. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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  8. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  9. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I guess we know what kind of attack you went through.
     
  10. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    I hope you don't think your reply was humorous.

    As for my drops: a poisonous can of Dr Pepper. That's what you get for killing me, *****es.
     
  11. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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  12. Hayabusa Venomous

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  13. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Half so. Dark humour.

    That is terrible. How could they help but drink it?
     
  14. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    That wasn't quite it.
     
  15. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    More so an expression of thought. Dark thought.

    I'll be more careful to filter next time.
     
  16. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    A live gernade that blows up when they loot my corpse, killing them instantly. If I'm going down so are they.