You are all gay; Or how Dr. Lovegood figured out he had been doing guys all his life

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  1. C This silence is mine

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    Guys, I have just made a groundbreaking break through of ground for you all! What we think of as the "male" homo sapiens today are actually the females of our species?

    Here's a question y'all should know the answer to, in other species, who is the most flash, the male of the female? It is the male.
    Here's another question y'all should know the answer to. In our species, who is the flashiest, the male or the female? It is the female.

    The old tell of genitellia being the way to figure out whether someone is male or female is gone, the new tell is flashyness. Whoever is the most flashy always has the same role, being the trophy of the other gender. The males are the trophies for the females in every other species, so that means that in our species it has to be the same.

    If you are male, then you are female. If you are female, then you are male. If you liked men you now like females, if you liked females you now like men. If you are a straight male, you are now gay. If you are a straight female you are now gay.

    Everyone is now gay, except for the people who were already gay, they are now straight and the minority.

    Homophobia is dead today, we are all gay.

    Thank you.
     
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  2. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    This is gay.
     
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  3. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    *****, you gay.
     
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  4. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    So uh...did I just get a sex change?
     
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  5. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Explains why I'm so manly.
     
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  6. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    Your world sucks. I'm gonna go to my own.
     
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  7. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    But being female is weird O.o
     
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  8. Llave Superless Moderator

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    That just blew my mind... not really.
     
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  9. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Hellz yeah.
     
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  10. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Suddenly everything makes sense.
     
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  11. Namin3 Destiny Islands Resident

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    I've always been a dude at heart, but a gay one. Does this make me a straight girl now? O.o
     
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  12. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    lol how chu liek dat naow beetches!

    On a more serious note...
    wtf Chris...?

    You spend too much time alone. Get a girlfriend (or, er, boyfriend)~
     
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  13. C This silence is mine

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    I made my analysis during maths because I didn't feel like doing the actual maths tasks, so I just figured out the secret behind the genders instead. It was a pretty good maths class.
     
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  14. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Wait, what? no, wait, wait.... what? what if youre a gay male? are you now straight? and gay females are now straight as well? @.@
     
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  15. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Yes. Making them the straight minority. They get hated either way.
     
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