You are a potato.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by What?, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    You strive to become the greatest potato on the planet. You may use any method to achieve this goal. How is your goal achieved?
     
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  2. Haseo Knight of Light

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    Will I get boiled, mashed, or stuck in a stew?
     
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  3. Advent 【ＤＲＡＧＯＮ　ＢＡＬＬＳＹ】

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    Live in soil made of pure starch. Absorb EVERYTHING. Let no potato stand in my way.
     
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  4. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    I shall mash other potatoes around me. And burn them in oil. And slice them into thin crisps and french fries. And add salt.

    Shit im getting hungry.
     
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  5. Sanya Orussia’s 586th Fighter Regiment

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    Find a comfortable couch and a TV remote, then I simply...

    Oh wait did you mean the food?
     
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  6. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Yes. If it were the alternative meaning I am sure everyone on the forum would succeed in being the greatest potato on the planet.
     
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  7. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    I will convince all other potatoes that they are humans.

    ...Wait...

    That's what YOU'RE trying to do! Only in reverse!
     
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  8. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  9. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    Attempt to ruin biodiversity in potato fields. Also force grow the really poisonous ones so everyone gets sick.
     
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  10. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Power a lightbulb.
    Then a house.
    Then a city.
    THen a country.
    THEN THE WORLD.




    Eventually, I'll power infinity.
     
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  11. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    And all that with one potato.
    I'm impressed.
     
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  12. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Nothing, potatoes can't "want".
     
    TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jan 21, 2010
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  13. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    I do not see "want" mentioned

    This isn't about what you "want," boy

    It's about what you as a potato are destined to accomplish
     
    Ars Nova, Jan 21, 2010
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  14. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Correction!! Potatoes can't "strive". Or can they?
     
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  15. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    Mash myself with all other potatoes thereby simultaneously becoming the only and the greatest potato on the planet.

    Or get myself made into the most awesome bag of Tayto Cheese & Onion crisps ON THE PLANET =D

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    Patsy Stone, Jan 21, 2010
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  16. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Peel all the other potatoes, slice them into chips and sell them with fish.
     
    kitty_mckechnie, Jan 21, 2010
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  17. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    I had fish and chips today! xD
     
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  18. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    It has begun...
     
    kitty_mckechnie, Jan 21, 2010
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