"Yo Momma!" Thread.

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  1. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    Aaaaaaand Go! Make ur Yo Momma jokes.​


    Yo momma is so old she owes Jesus five frankincense.​
     
    HellKitten, Oct 5, 2008
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  2. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yo momma is so fat, C3PO said "Oh my."
     
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  3. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    joke should have been "5 frankincense"
     
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    TROMBEffffff
     
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    Yo momma so hairy, you almost died of carpet burn at birth!!!


    ^^makes me lol every time xD
     
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  6. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    Yo momma's as a basket:
    they throw inside it everything.
     
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    What the hell does trombe mean?
     
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  8. Forever Love Life Without Limits

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    Yo momma's so fat, it takes her two trips to get somewhere.

    Yeah...not original, I know. <_<
     
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  9. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Yo momma's so fat, she maintains an unhealthy diet and doesn't get enough exercise.
     
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    Yo momma so skinny, she hula-hoops with a cheerio!
     
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  11. Forever Love Life Without Limits

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    Yo mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
     
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  12. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Yo momma so fat, she went to the beach in a blue bathen suit and the whales started singing 'We Are Family! Even though your Fatter Then Me!'
    xDDDDD
     
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  13. Forever Love Life Without Limits

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    Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
     
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  14. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
     
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  15. Advent 【ＤＲＡＧＯＮ　ＢＡＬＬＳＹ】

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    That's Momma Luigi to you, Mario!
     
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  16. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
     
    Rissy, Oct 5, 2008
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  17. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.

    Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

    Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

    Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

    Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

    Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.

    Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
     
    Chad Thundercucc, Oct 5, 2008
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  18. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
     
    Rissy, Oct 5, 2008
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