Yo mama joke contest!!!!

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  1. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Gogogogogogogo!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    yo mama so stupid she named you Gilly
     
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    YO MAMA'S SO FAT SHE...UM...SHE POOPED HERSELF .period
     
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    ( My mom has a baby in her!)
    Yo Mama so stupid she stick a battery up her butt, and said"I GOT THE POWER!!!"
     
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  5. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Let me try one:

    yo mamma's so ugly, people hang pictures of her by their radios so they don't get stolen.
     
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  6. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Your mother is so negligent she is comparable to spdude.
    amidoinitrite
     
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    Wooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............................
     
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  8. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    yo mama so foreign no one knows wheres she is from...
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    why are my jokes getting worse by the day... but get it? Will Valerrama hosted the show Yo Momma? Ok I will shut up now.
     
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  9. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies wouldn't talk to her.
     
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  10. program Twilight Town Denizen

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    Your Mama is so fat and stupid not even Naruto believes it!

    Lol, stupid icons.
     
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    I'll just be over here pretending this thread doesn't exist.
     
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    Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
     
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    Yo' mama so fat, she fell in love...



    ...and broke it.
     
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  14. Destiny's hand Traverse Town Homebody

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    Yo mama so stupid she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
     
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  15. program Twilight Town Denizen

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    You mama's so old, Jesus is in her Yearbook AND she owes him money.

    Mixture of two.
     
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  16. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Yo mama's so old that there was no darkness in the world when she was a kid. But then everyone started fighting for the light.
     
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  17. JedininjaZC Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yo mamma is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!
     
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  18. alina Moogle Assistant

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    yo mama so dumb she asked santa to kiss her self
     
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  19. Destiny's hand Traverse Town Homebody

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    Yo mama so stupid she got kicked out of the M&M Factory when she threw away all the W's.
     
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  20. JedininjaZC Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yo mama so dumb that she climbed over a glass-wall to see what was on the other side.
     
    JedininjaZC, Feb 14, 2011
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