Yo Americans

[I need a volunteer.
This goes out to all the people who will be 21 in about three years and is from the female gender.

Please marry me ;-;

In return I shall give you a gift of your choice. No moving in together, no need to see each other, no complications etc.
I just need the letter stating that I'm married to an American.

Thank you <3]

 

Sign yourself up as a mail order groom and let someone purchase you. It'll be easier and more dignified for you.

 

Dignity? Here? Funny.

 

Will there eventually be a divorce? Or does they marriage have to last?

 

I cannot find this site you are talking about. Lot's of brides though.

I believe it has to last, otherwise you won't have any ties with America anymore. Why? You wish to volunteer? c8

 

Was thinking about it. Just don't wanna stay married. I actually want to marry someone one day >< But I'll think about it.

 

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

Enjoy! xD

 

Well this is interesting...to say the least.

 

How long does the marriage have to last for you to gain citizenship?

More importantly, why do you want American ties?

 

i think he is a spy Dx dun fall for it moshi!!!!

 

I'll be twenty-one in three years and two months. o;

 

Wtf XD For a second there I thought it was real.

It has to last about three years before you can file a divorce.
Having an American wife makes it alot easier to go and live America. Otherwise it's so much hassle C:

Hello there sweetypie, wanna have an internet date? ;D

 

you're just gonna use me ;-;

 

Hey Kitty, why don't you marry this guy?

 

I can do what I please! D<

I'll be 21 in about less than 2 years.

 

I'm not desperate.