Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne

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  1. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A F**KING GIRL'S NAME!
    I've saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
    And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
     
  2. Accalia Gummi Ship Junkie

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    No I thought your name was green.
     
  3. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    "Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy
    I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
    I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
    Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.
     
  4. Rhiscx Banned

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    This would have been perfect in Epic Rap Battles of History. But it's still great.
     
  5. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
    Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
    Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
    And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
     
  6. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Rissy <3

    I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin'
    I've got the Triforce of courage, bitch! So you better listen (that's right)
    I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
    Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
     
  7. Jayn

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    Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now,
    Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town.
    Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina,
    So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina.
     
  8. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
    Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
    Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
    And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
     
  9. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Link to the song, please?
     
  10. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    [video=youtube;mO1QBTG6EXs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1QBTG6EXs[/video]
     
  11. C This silence is mine

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    You idiots, his name is the Legend of Zelda. I AM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA! I AM TOO LATE TO SAVE THE PRINCESS AND I WEAR A DRESS! Game of the year.
     
  12. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Horse out of 5
     
  13. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Ha, get it. He saved the princess from Demise
     
  14. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
    Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
    You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
    The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!
     
  15. Clear_so_you_can't_See Traverse Town Homebody

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    Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
    Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
    You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
    Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
     
  16. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
    She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
    Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
    L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.
     
  17. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Man, you should’ve been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
    It’s a damn lie you told about Zelda ’cause she loves my master sword
    It’s a shame your whole life’s been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
    ’cause today will be the day known as “The day you got schooled”
     
  18. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    BRINGING THIS BACK, *****

    'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
    Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
    Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
    And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil
     
  19. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    -hit replay-

    Yeah my name is Link man,
    I'm more well known that Lil' Wayne
    Oh, you thought my name was Zelda?
    That's a F**KING girl's name!
     
  20. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Your signature made me smack my screen for bugs.