Yay! My bill has passed!

From now on, "cute" is banned in Belgium.
The trade, possession and public demonstration of anything cute is now punishable by death through spinal cord removal.
You may stand in line to high-five me now.

 

I was about to post a video of a Kamen Rider ripping out someone's spine then I realised this was a 12+ forum.

 

you can still say "adorable" or "awwwwwww"

 

True. That'll only give you partial spinal cord removal, and if you show remorse you can take the other half back home with you.

 

Jolt their balls until they're furious. Then send them back.

 

If I could find a picture of the "Spines in Brine" ad on The Child that Smelt Funny, I'd post that.

 

AWWW they look so cute. Iz lovez puppiez

 

Please tell me that extends to fangirl screeches of "KAWAII~!" or "Moe moe!"