Write a fake tabloid article

Hello KHV let's do a project together. I want you to write a fake tabloid article.
Yes you're going to write a fake tabloid but here's the catch: it has to be a character you created.
Once you have it written you can make an interactive flip book from a pdf file here:


http://www.axmag.com/

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Here is mine:
http://www.axmag.com/data/201104/U17683_F30934/index.html

 

*clicks out of mild interest*
bright yellow on white hnnnng

 

This so many times over.

 

I tried to highlight it in order to read it. Then I remembered it was a PDF. I think you got the colors backwards on body text and watermark text.

 

I'm just enjoying flipping the pages. The sound effect is so satisfying.