Wow so here's a small gay rant you don't have to read at all

There's this ***** librarian with the most ridiculous attitude at my school that tells me BS every single time I check out books. So I go there and I'm like "hey, I wanna check out these four books and I'm returning 3."

She's like "You can only check out three. And how are you here during class. Who's your teacher?"

>:| She asks me this question every damn time I check out books.

I'VE BEEN AT THIS SCHOOL. FOR 4 YEARS. I KNOW HOW MANY BOOKS YOU CAN CHECK OUT.

Me: "I've check out four before and my teacher wasn't doing anything again."
Her: ".... only THREE and who's your teacher"
"Riche."
"Oh he never lets anybody out EVER."

YEAH BECAUSE YOU'RE IN RICHE'S CLASS, RIGHT. He does too let people out. >:|

Me: "Well he did 'cause we weren't doing anything"

I give her the books I'm checking back in and she's like "You need your ID card, you should know this."

NO YOU DON'T NEED YOUR ID CARD. YOU CAN USE THE BOOKS YOUR RETURNING AS KEY TO YOUR PROFILE IN THE SYSTEM.

So I'm like "... I forgot it."

She's like "where is it"

I should've told her I left it at home, "In wallet in class."

She's like "I can hold it here for you."

I storm away. I go back to class. I'm like "Riche, I came back for my ID card, I'll be right back again."

He's like "I can't let you go out again, I already let you out." <--- He's never done this before. I swear the b*tch sent him an e-mail.

I FEEL LIKE A CAGED ANIMAL.

"Mr. Riche, I just forgot my ID card and you won't let me go back when we're not doing anything?"

He's like "No, I can't."

I'm like "Wow okay." Storm away.

SO MY BOOKS ARE THERE.

AND I'M PISSED OFF.

HATE THIS SCHOOL AND IT'S ******RY RULES. Students get NO respect.

I have nothing to do today now to waste time.

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And I almost got in a car accident on my way to school because this idiot wasn't watching where she was going this morning and that wouldn't have happened if my mom hadn't have made me late for the UMPTEENTH time. 8|

 

You should've wiped everythin' off the librarian's desk n' stookied her. >:3

 

Cool story bro

 

Gum in the seat works better.

 

And this is one reason why I'm glad to be home schooled.

 

That makes me laugh since i was library aide at my school for the first semester. Your librarian sucks.

 

Tell on her.

"I'm telling!"

 

/sigh

This is one reason why I'm glad I'm graduating.

 

whoopie cushion on seat >]

works everytime, I promise 0:3

 

NO NOSTALGIA WHATSOEVER?

;_;asdf;

 

;_;... nnnooooo?

:/ This makes me a terrible person, doesn't it.

 

...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No seriously that sucks. I'm surprised you get that much **** being a senior and all.