So yeah, I've played WoW. I've played it 15 days to be exact. It was a trial I got for free and I sadly enjoyed every second I was in their magical world. WoW didn't like it that I quit. They wanted me back. I tried to explain to them that my life is better off without them, but they kept insisting, and offered me free stuff for weeks to win my heart back. With pain in my heart I refused, crying over my lost friend. WoW still didn't accept this. They kept asking and asking until I had no choice but to label them as spam. I wept for days, but deep down I knew this was for the best. Finally my lost love left me alone. I guess it moved on, and so have I. ..I was wrong. For the past few months they threatened me. Saying my account will be banned if I don't come back, over and over again. My spam folder only consists of WoW. The sorrow returned, but I didn't give in. Today I received a mail with only the word DEATH, repeated twenty times. I fear for my life.
Well you currently have a few choices: 1) Play WoW 2) Die a scary and WoWless death 3) Play WoW 4) Move countries and change your name so they don't find you 5) Play WoW 6) Retaliate and perish in the process 7) Play WoW Have fun ::L: Dibs on the account when they get you
