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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Cin, Jan 3, 2010.

  1. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Your Queen's got nothin' on this.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomyris

    "During war, many soldiers had suffered from stress and often depression, so Tomyris would entertain her troops by buying high classed prostitutes for them, and go as far as offer her body to soldiers who fought the hardest in battle and truly loyal by her side. She was the first and only Queen to do this."

    "Tomyris then sent a message to Cyrus, denouncing his treachery and challenging him to an honorable battle. In the fight that ensued, the Persians were defeated again with high casualties. Cyrus was killed and Tomyris had his corpse beheaded, and shoved his head into a wineskin filled with human blood. She allegedly kept his head with her at all times and drank wine from it until her death."
     
  2. Spike H E R O

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    O__O

    I want THAT on my change.
     
  3. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    But our royal family is inbred.
    Yeah, beat that.


    Yeeeeeeaaah.


    ...Yeah, that's not good, is it?
     
  4. Spike H E R O

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    Thank you. Now everytime I put a coin into a vending machine, I'll be thinking about some British dude giving it to his sister.......Thank you --___--
     
  5. Emzy ♥ Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Just call it a late christmas present from a distant auntie. <3
     
  6. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Oh yeah sure.
     
  7. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    I blame this on Taco Bell.