Worst Lyrics you have ever heard

Like the tite says, what are the worst lyrics you have ever heard -

Des'ree - 'Life'

"I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast."

Simply WTF, toast???

 

My boobs are OK- Lene Alexandra.

I am ashamed, youtube it and you'll see what I mean. She's nearly brain dead.
And in an interview a reporter asked her:" Do you have any special qualities?".
And she replied:" No, not really. But I can shake my boobs!".

The lyric is just stupid, just listen to it.

 

^That song is so awful! Both are!

Blech! Hmmm the worst one bugging me at the moment is:


Rhianna Umbrella


You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella (ella ella ey ey ey)
Under my umbrella (ella ella ey ey ey)
Under my umbrella (ella ella ey ey ey)
Under my umbrella (ella ella ey ey ey ey ey ey)

Wow so a lot of thought clearly went into that song!

 

Personally I don't really like Rihanna so much. Especially not 'unfaithful' it just seems to me like she is trying to get rid of her guilt for cheating by making a vid >_> But that is MY pov.

The umbrella song seems to have very little foundation to make a lyric on.

The song you are talking about Darkandroid just seems wth ?! XD and is just making a lyric to make a lyric XD.

 

Who knows. here is the song -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Ej_WQhKSI

 

This is an old song that has been ENGRAVED in my head ever since I was a kid, mostly because I was traumatized at the sheer and utter....crapness of it.

Stick you by Daphne & Celeste

" Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy…
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy…

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy…

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! "

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
OOOHHHH!"

/fraction of lame song.

 

Yeah my older sis used to love that song (DarkAndroid) but I think its like she just found words that rhymed and put them together! Blech "Im afrian of the dark especially when Im in a park" heres a tip for you then love dont go in the damn park in the dark!

Daphne and Celeste blech! EVEN WORSE


Kairi I dont really like Rhi either that umbrella song sucks and Unfaithful makes her sound not very nice

 

Seems to me like I was right in what I stated XD.

StupidAquarius you just gave me nightmares for LIFE ! D:*shivers*

Well Ctr I don't even care to listen to her XD

 

"That's right just get it
Let you feel it
Make you lose control
This is that hip-hop flavor mixed with a lil bit of rock & roll "

...o.0; What the hell kind of rhymes are those!?! They're like something a kid in grade 1 would make up...

But then again it "special" K-fed so what can you really expect from him...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjfbS_Kj-J0

Meow

 

For me it's Gunther... That gave me nightmares ;-;

"oh, you touch my tralala,
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la.
Oh, you touch my tralala
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.
mmm... my ding ding dong.
la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la.

Deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
i'm looking for some love.
de-de-de-deep in the night,
i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night,
i'm looking for some (ping)

You tease me,
oh please me,
i want you to be my lovetoy,
come near me, don't fear me,
i just can't get enough of you boy."

Fork in hell?! O_O

 

Hohoho, I've had my share of dumb lyrics I've heard...I'll post some when I remember =P...

 

*Some* of minutes to midnight. And yet I still love it ;__;

Oh and everything of avril lavignes [especially girlfriend]...my humps & london bridge...

 

OMG ^Humps is uber rubbish! blech! lady lumps sound like a disease!

 

One of the most annoying song's ever has to be... fast food song.


Can I take your order please?

Let\'s eat to the beat

(Chorus)
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you\'re around

I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I\'m in town (mm mm)

Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home

Trust me you must see
Just what you\'re doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone

I think of you and lick my lips
You\'ve got the taste I can\'t resist
Can\'t resist - can\'t resist
Let\'s eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)


Would you like that to go?

Any sauces?

You\'re so sweet and you\'re neat
You knock me off my two feet
You\'re chunky and hunky
I\'m coming back for more (Hot Dog)

Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door

I think of you and lick my lips
You\'ve got the taste I can\'t resist
Can\'t resist - can\'t resist
Let\'s eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)


Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Shake it to the right - Let\'s shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I think of you and lick my lips
You\'ve got the taste I can\'t resist
Can\'t resist - can\'t resist
Let\'s eat to the beat

(Repeat Chorus)

N' the sad thing is my gran likes to sing it. :o

 

True dat!!! Alanis Morisette's parody makes is obvious just how ridiculous it all is-

"One of the most annoying song's ever has to be... fast food song."
MY EYES ;__;

 

"Closer(Nine Inch Nails)"-Richard Cheese
so disturbing... ._.

 

"Freak-A-Leak" by Petey Pablo...

Actually, I like the song (because his voice is just so... Smooth... O.o; ), but then I looked up the lyrics, and I was all, "O.O;"

Here be the lyrics....

I am ashamededed of myself for liking this song... -_-;

Curse you, Petey Pablo! ;_;

 

fix'd

I don't know the worst lyrics I've ever heard... Any song by Panic! at the Disco.

 

Date rape by sublime

Let me tell you about a girl I know,
Had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell.

She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man shed never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
my brand new car is parked right outside. howd ya like to go for a ride?
And she said.wait a minute I have to think.
He said, thats fine. may I please buy you a drink
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far.

Now babe the time has come.
Howd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said. if we could only please be on our way, I will not run.

Thats when things got out of control.
She didnt want to, he had his way.
She said, lets go
He said, no way!
Come on babe its your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby dont be afraid,
If it wasnt for date rape Id never get laid.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.now baby dont be sad, in my opinion you werent half-bad.
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar.
Come on party people wont you listen to me.
Date rape stylie.

The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guys *** to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, she lies that little ****!
The judge knew that he was full of **** and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.

That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

Thats when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But thats the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I cant take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.

Thats the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I cant take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.

Date rape

She didnt want to take it!